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I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

if this comes up on my dash and i don’t reblog it - just assume im dead

Awesome

*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this

at times when hope is too big of a thing to have, curiosity (even clinical or small) is a very good placeholder

asking myself "why continue" & finding the answer is always, in some form, "i want to know what happens next", even if that want is tired or detached or outright morbid

as a froggie lover this literally makes me so happy 

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

thanks for the context omg

#how did they even get inside

What The Fuck Did I Just Watch For You: a memoir by a fan of actors with terrible filmographies

Do people know this is the husband of the prime minister of New Zealand

And who is the guy burying him in the sand