if anyone asks, you've never heard of me.

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

im thinking nothing should have names so nobody can search for things and can only find them

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

sometimes i see an opinion i disagree with, and from a combination of wanting to keep up appearances, avoid flak, and cut to the heart of the issue, i draft a series of increasingly abstract responses, eventually culminating in typing out "falsehoods aren't true", which, in a perfect act of autofellatio, deletes itself

bro you gotta get down to club opsec the roof is being raised to an as of yet undisclosed height

They are raising the roof █████ inches. A breakthrough in r&d as it was previously thought that █████ was the limit, this is an increase of █████%.

[freeze frame] You aren't wondering anything [unfreezes frame]

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him