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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

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when that honey mustard hits

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

BANDIT PLATE

image description: screenshot of a menu. it’s centered on the beginning of the children’s menu, titled “Just for Kids”, and the first item on that menu, which reads “"Bandit” Plate: you are getting a plate with cutlery and you can steal some food from your parents 0,00€" /end description

im so hungry i could eat a meal

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

32yo man on vr chat being groomed by a 55yo man

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

hi i'm a woman in an apocalypse who raids abandoned shops for supplies but i never need pads or tampons because i never have my period

hi i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and this hunting jacket was my father's. he was a woman's size 4

Imagine if a hog saw this

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying