your favorite dispatcher’s favorite puppy

This is the COOLEST thing I’ve seen in AGES. You both completely made my entire week.

There was really no winning that one

Having a grocery store nearby doesn't eliminate any and all possibility of doing big shops. It just allows the option of fewer smaller shops.

love that brennan can’t resist a weird psychosexual banter with zac on any level even when that means a cool punk shirtless vampire being intimidated by a middle aged midwestern reporter

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

911 I'd like to report an emergency. Webtoons has wiped every queer kiss from season one of Fantasy High and left all the straight ones in. I need you to come arrest them before they're renewed for season two and disrespect the iconic Figayda kiss scene. Yes, I will hold.

What a time to be alive.

I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it

Everything about this post blesses those involved with a +4 on their next Today is Good Day roll

​World Heritage Post

i think. it's good to call out misogynist "tradwife" propaganda by pointing out the position of vulnerability it glorifies. i.e. telling women to be wholly financially dependent on a man. however i do want to point out that some disabled people, including some disabled women, are going to have to live in a position of dependence. if not to a spouse, to family, to the state, to friends, to a home care agency, to an institution. and this position of vulnerability is not a "dunk." it is not a betrayal of feminism or of leftism. it's just a reality of some disabled people's lives. instead, save that energy for supporting people who are reliant on others, for making sure we. have options to escape abuse, provide counter-narratives to our dehumanization and infantilization, and listen to us. actually listen to us, and make space for us in your organizing

the tradwife subculture isn't just about not having a job. that's the propaganda piece they dangle in front of young white women as their reward for going along with a specific white supremacist, eugenicist vision for society. the point of tradwifery is that the white woman produces as many white babies as possible and makes her white man as productive as he can be to the white supremacist project. that's what it's about. the homemade bread and pastel clothing and domesticity is window dressing. not having a job is a small piece of it, and mostly used to lure white working women in. it's white supremacy all the way down, and should be treated as such.

One of their associates wants your job but thinks buying a notepad is the equivalent of what you do and you just have to put up with it. Your boss gets you a rolex for no clear reason.

extra crazy to see people swinging so hard for big corporate copyright lawsuits on tumblr dot com tbh. alright girl whateverrrrr, I hope the lawyers come for your favorite fan artist next if you're so in favor of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you're all frothing at the mouth for a queer climate activist getting sued now but oooh just wait until you can't order astarion keychains and baby yoda plushies and whatever the fuck else off etsy anymore

I guess in light of all the feedback I've been receiving tonight I'm going to turn over a new leaf and become a good citizen who defends copyright law. first up is snitching out the nice lady at the local farmers market who sells crochet pokemon plushies, I want to see nintendo sue that cunt into the ground