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@hyskenek
rewatching s1 and i cant believe people hate trinity, she's literally so funny and sooo obviously trying to make friends but simply can not be vulnerable without immediately covering it up with a joke. trinity haters your days are numbered
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noah wyle can you hear me i have a message. explicit hucklerobby sex scene in season 3 all clothes off dennis bent over a bed getting his ass pounded and guts rearranged by his attending. twenty minutes long no cut away no breaks no distractions. dennis cums at least twice and cries his eyes out. noah wyle are you receiving this message. noah please. acknowledge the call. noah. noah.
noah wyle can you hear me i have a message. explicit hucklerobby sex scene in season 3 all clothes off dennis bent over a bed getting his ass pounded and guts rearranged by his attending. twenty minutes long no cut away no breaks no distractions. dennis cums at least twice and cries his eyes out. noah wyle are you receiving this message. noah please. acknowledge the call. noah. noah.
noah wyle can you hear me i have a message. explicit hucklerobby sex scene in season 3 all clothes off dennis bent over a bed getting his ass pounded and guts rearranged by his attending. twenty minutes long no cut away no breaks no distractions. dennis cums at least twice and cries his eyes out. noah wyle are you receiving this message. noah please. acknowledge the call. noah. noah.
down, boy
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Sweater swap!
A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3
SIKE
THEY'RE GAY
And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!
About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).
These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.
In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.
"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"
Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.
Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)
So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.
This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.
How it feels when someone prevs you
i wish someone would beat the fuck out of me rn
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the prince of purpee, oregon
I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either
Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines
I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”
every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid
#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)
"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."
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introducing ken
all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits
