Hypnosis, Relationships, Social Issues

I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance

wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!

i need to be kissed by someone who is so hungry for me they can't think straight

It is so fucking funny to me how easily scandalized some people are wym callout post for a cannibalism kink. Grow up. This is the nothingburger leagues and you're throwing up in the stands

It’s actually the peopleburger leagues

Blocking for being funnier than me

I think the reason I don't have much success with men is because I'm too damn committed to being creepy. Like I wanna buy him a drink then hand it to him personally and after he drinks like half of it I say "You're so careless. I could've drugged that, you know." And when he asks me if I spiked his drink or not I go "It doesn't matter now, does it? You've already drank so much of it without even thinking..." But instead of letting me have my way with him he calls the cops 😔😔😔 I didn't actually spike your drink I just wanted to watch you squirm 😢😢😢

Hypnotists have to have an ego; without self-confidence you have no magnetism. If you don’t believe you can hypnotize someone- you probably can’t. If you dont believe in your abilities, neither will your subject. Embrace yourself, so that you can become more powerful!

This is why I am the way I am.

When I make you fuck yourself on my dick in doggy and then suddenly start railing you super hard cause you're going too slow

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience