Inside.

this is your yearly reminder that dispite the fact that it is an essential part of filmmaking and people literally die doing it, there is no oscar for stunts.

That’s for the best honestly. Don’t want to inspire people to take advantage of stunt doubles for oscars. It’s dangerous enough already.

Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living.

Why did this make me laugh so hard I cried

everyone please tell me a lyric that made you go insane when you first heard it

have you ever thought about how in the versions of the spider-man canon where Peter’s web shooting is accomplished by technology rather than being an actual superpower that means he really just….could have…very easily not done that. like he could have had any weapon. he could have had weapons he didn’t have to invent himself and build from scratch. but they wouldn’t have been spider-themed so he just. he did that. for the Aesthetic.

Peter saw he got bit by a spider and decided to die on that rock

she’s beauty 👏 she’s grace 👏 she’ll shoot you in the face👏

Where is her million dollar shampoo endorsement deal

alice cullen saw the 2008 recession coming and she didn’t say anything about it

😂😂

Your significant other… is a goldfish

Explain?

A snack that smiles back

I’m stealing this

no offense I haven’t heard a girl talk at length about pumpkin spice anything in years and I can’t remember the last time I went six hours without hearing a grown man making fun of how obsessed girls are with pumpkin spice lattes

Grown men are obsessed with making fun of girls so they don’t have to think of their own numerous and pathetic flaws.

Walk up to a man and say you don’t like bacon and wait for the reaction

L I E S

i’m oscillating between dimensions y’all want anything

Yea, uhhh, get me some dark matter in a contained magnetic field and bottle me some exotic particles while you’re at it. 

I dig this post lol

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

Time to buy a guillotine

Lmaooo ima send this to Sara

What book

Use y=mx+b to calculate the slope of the line you just crossed

Bruh gold

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

Lmfaooooo

Bold of you to assume there will be icebergs by 2022

I’m deaaaaddd