OWO

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

Where is this gif from? :o

pokemon

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only have a couple of weeks for my goal! anything is appreciated!!

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me … i have to dip . i control the sauce

they are doing some diavolo shit to charlie kirk

[ID: a mii of hank hill being assigned a new expression in tomadachi life living the dream, before eating he will say, "itadakimasu, i tell ya h'what" /end ID]