Comic Containment Blog

jack drake is the funniest man in the world he should not have been responsible for a child

so bad at parenting the second you kick the bucket your son, who frequently and with great ease is able to leave the country on the regular to get the shit beaten out of him in another random european nation without your knowledge, purchases a social security number off the black market and forges years of tax documents and employment records to invent a fake relative so that the rich stranger you let him live with in middle school doesn't try to adopt him and do frightening unfamiliar things to him like make him go to school or eat a vegetable. the kid turned out fine btw

dead internet theory but it's realizing that most of the people you see posting about comics do not read comics

every time i post something like this someone gets mad at me but i really don't know what to tell these people. every year we get an influx of people who will enter these spaces for a shared interest in comics that they not only have not read, they often have no interest in reading and sometimes will actively degrade the entire medium to justify not reading them. and if you express any discontent with this arrangement you're the bad guy for not enabling a deeply incurious practice of not wanting to engage with art or its creators beyond digestible abridged versions plastered over slideshows of out of context panels and stolen fanart