Hyperspace Hole

girl it's like literally not up to you

i love student housing. i’m in the common room waiting for a friend and there’s some dude crying on the couch w a bunch of his friends around him and i can only hear bits and pieces but someone asked him “who gets the minecraft server if you guys break up?” and he started crying harder and a 3rd person reached over to smack the guy who asked it on the back of the head

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.

im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante

Happy 10 years to Countess Boochi Flagrante

Fastfood workers carry more weight in society than any giant robot.