THE SPIRIT OF LONDON AT NIGHT!!!!

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

I'm stealing this. Thanks.

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

oh sure, ur all "its whats inside that counts" until i, the organs pervert-

does a single vivziepop character leave the onceler BMI bracket or are they all build like garden shed tools

none of these words are in the bible

This man nearly died to create this for us. The least we can do is watch it from start to finish and then share it immediately.

i want freedom i want freedom i want freedom *is granted freedom* noooooo my attachments

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

having a snuggable animal in your home is like a constant minigame of ancestral persistence hunting, every morning this beast is getting yoinked from various parts of the house to indulge our daily ritual of bringing him back to bed for cuddling purposes. im like the doom guy in hell meme but instead of ronald reagan im looking for my cat

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

i like dogs a lot but i can never remember the differences between breeds (apart from the few types i've actually owned/interacted with). but i know people looove their dogs and love talking about their dogs, so whenever im talking to a dog owner i'll ask what breed it is, and no matter what breed they say i'll say "oh! i've heard they have a really nice nature :D" and they always go YESSS THEY'RE GREAT and start gushing about their dog and we have a nice conversation and i build social credit with this person. anyway i told my friends about this script a few weeks ago when slightly drunk and now every time we're in public together and a dog goes past they turn to me and ask "does that one have a nice nature?" im in a hell of my own making