THE SPIRIT OF LONDON AT NIGHT!!!!

"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.

If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.

well then can we at least sexualize the problem

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

imagined my favourite character doing cool stuff while listening to a new song and got so excited that apparently the only appropriate physical reaction was to start jumping and kicking my legs like a leprechaun or a pissed off rabbit while breathing like I had just run a marathon. okay