THE SPIRIT OF LONDON AT NIGHT!!!!

drinking wikipedialyte until i have the sum of all human knowledge

you’re a horse in the wild west and you see a cowboy take off his hat for the first time and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of their heads

you’re my dog in my house and you see your dad take off his hat for the fourth time that day and you have a panic attack because you thought it was a part of his head

guy who cares way too much about proper animal husbandry and is annoying to do petplay bdsm scenes with

you've been a bad dog... what? no, i'm not gonna punish you. animals respond better to positive reinforcement. you should know that. i've only talked about it a thousand times.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

if ur a trans girl and ur partner is not an ardent transfeminist frankly you need to dump their bitch ass. you can and will find better partners. i promise. i love you

mature content

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

adhd is like I think it’s gonna take me fifteen minutes to fill up my water bottle

Song plays during a montage of Frisk and Sans having good times.

#this made me cry INSTANTLY#I think you’ve unlocked sans’ actual theme#sans wouldn’t want megalovania to be is theme. he’s a dork. megalovania is the theme he’s forced into when the world is being torn apart (via @theladyem)

The outro theme to the darkest, saddest anime imaginable