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The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

sorry cant hang out. too scared

imagine being loved by me (threat)

Babygirl i can fail at subtasks you wouldnt even think to conceptualise as their own task

BTW i know everything but don’t ask me any questions because i don’t like it

what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy

the feminine urge to buy an overpriced Drink every time it’s sunny outside

the tote bag falling off shoulder when wearing a coat to suicide pipeline

Can't imagine what it's like to consume media like a normal person. To discover something you enjoy, go oh i loved that, then just move on and not spend the next 6 months of your life literally thinking about nothing else.

listen, i dont care what you think. those women singing to me on the rocks are beautiful and im going to see them

I’m not “showing signs of mental illness” I’m hiding them really well actually everyone thinks i act really normal. I think. I’m pretty sure

if I end up with a girl and she gets pregnant and I don't I'm gonna be so jealous

The ethnic urge to pay for everyone’s food