Blve Øyster Kvnt

i'm seeing a lot of new ppl join tumblr who aren't making any spontaneous semi pathetic, oversharing personal textposts whatsoever and i just want to say you're doing it all wrong... this is not like instagram like meant to be some shiny highlight reel used to make u look good its supposed to be an incriminatingly revealing dark intimate look into your life & inner psyche while simultaneously no one knows who u are or gives a fuck... anyway hope this helps some of u get on the right track

dont do that spongebob its christmas

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

Okay for season 16 if we get this Castiel and not a lapdog thanks

Still thankful that my favorite book had been adapted, in one of the only good adaptations ever

yall like to pretend that "don't split up" is the most obvious rule in any horror scenario, but what's the alternative? stick together and cooperate ? to find a solution? in a life-or-death situation??? babe surely you have been in enough group projects to guess how that shit ends

Aripiperazole / laproate moment