The Necromancer

im actually cleft in twain right now can i call you back

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles

girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

Aaaaaaaaand You're banished from my realm

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices

i'm bad with money and i have anger issues would you like to be eternal lovers

(sees that a girl is upset) do you need me to make the world awash with blood over this minor inconvenience, queen?

It’s been a hard day bro can you pet me

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???

WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.