we've got to move on

if you can’t handle me at my worst then that sucks because that’s all there is to me 

What do you mean you can’t find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man

your honor, in my defense, you wouldnt get it

all of the ‘bad parts’ of testosterone are traits im actively extremely attracted to so don’t worry about ass hair or b.o. you just need to find a t4t freak who wants to huff your pits about it

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

It’s like. People can tell if you don’t really like or connect with them. If you aren’t truly enamored with someone you will have a hard time coming up with activities to do together to deepen the friendship. Because you don’t really like that person that much.

writing isn’t hard it’s just emotionally devastating and time-consuming and requires full body possession by an idea

data center? no thanks i'd rather date my winger

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

every richard gadd interview these days is "I put on three thousand pounds of pure muscle so I could dwarf jamie bell to the point of extreme sexual dimorphism; I repeatedly told my trainers that I needed to discard my mortal flesh and transcend into The Thing that Fucks and Breeds and they were all very lovely and accomodating about it"