𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘪𝘵𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢

Periodic reminder that everybody who aided Trump's reelection should be miserable constantly and that no amount of pain or suffering is too much for them.

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

i be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody

the best britticism is "taking the piss" 100%. no word for this in the president's english

Is this from Muppet's Goncharov?

It is! Only the directors cut though.