you wanna keep the rock and pee on it

I guarentee the one on the left is getting a higher score

octopuses die after they have sex for the first time by the way. and squidward just happens to still be alive and well.

The presence of Squilliam Fancypants would suggest that “Squi-“ is simply a common prefix for octopus names, likely one with great cultural significance and meaning

his name is squilliam fancySON we are exposing TOO many fake fans tonight

squidward has only 6 tentacles. OCTOpuses have 8 (hence the prefix). the creator is a marine biologist, this isnt some rookie design mistake. literally anyone who has watched the show for 5 minutes would know this come on now yall….

this started as an argument about squidward being an adult virgin

i don’t have any FUCKING CLOTHES!

For those of you that didn’t listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it

two. two Scorpio older brothers.

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.

Holy trinity