Just Like Them Horses

Good naps will have you sleeping in poses usually reserved for dead insects

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

sort a to z... great. now show me z to a. interesting. let me see oldest to newest

large tiles... small tiles... uh huh. now show me as a list. now details.

love pickles. a little pickle never killed nobody. Unless you’re in one. Then shit ain’t funny.

Scrolled came back read it again and cried laughing

Thank you for giving me another chance

eating a green apple in public is much more sophisticated than eating a red one. i just came up with this opinion.

They found the last golden ticket . So that’s just it then . Fuck my stupid horrible pathetic life. Cabbage soup for dinner again , my stupid mothtsr. Grandpa Joe said he’s sorry but I know he doesn’t really give a fuck . And who gives a fuck about the other three old people in my house . Whatever their names is. Fuck fuck fuck it’s all worthless . They even made fun of me at school for only buying like 3 wonka bars. Nepo pricks . Fuck my stupid life it’s all fucked it’s all fucked . And my last name is bucket