Guy Fieri is a gourmet restaurant in a gas station

I saw someone spell it "whimsicle" today. Like popsicle

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

the fact this is a direct reference to an episode and not just a hypothetical

the nsfw ban on Tumblr is temporarily lifted every time you scroll your for you tab at work

the thing about art is that sometimes you'll be moved to tears by stuff that is not very good

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

trend for tumblr 2026 seems to be "everyone posting about a new popular piece of media that i haven't seen that is probably very good that i've slowly grown to detest due to overexposure"

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

giant salamanders could be even larger

old people are right about werther's originals btw