Guy Fieri is a gourmet restaurant in a gas station

it's that time again

last day of pride month lets all look at this tweet im im love with again. happy Pride bitchh!

Reblog daily for health and prosperity.

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

"A dragon is like a tree, in that it's a made up category for a broadly similar type of mythological creature that has no relationship to other dragons, but you know a dragon when you see one the way you know a tree when you see one."

Until one beautiful day this young innocent blogger-to-be is watching star wars rebels and goes "oooooh, I get it. they used to be enemies, but now they're friends! the evil ones changed his mind because of the good one! and they retired together to live a life of peace! I am sure everyone ships this, I know it. I'm going to look this up." Only to be immediately confronted with the most nasty, sloppy, monsterfucking alien-dick gay furry porn written for a children's tv show. And that's beautiful.