Guy Fieri is a gourmet restaurant in a gas station

it is just obvious to me that if you opened your eyes for even one second you would realize that Big Sweat invented the idea of going outside in the summer to make you produce more sweat

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

Instead of using butter for your grilled cheese, you should switch to linux. You can set up a virtual machine to try out various distros to see which ones work best for your needs

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.

I should quit my job to pursue a life of meaningless violence

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours