Guy Fieri is a gourmet restaurant in a gas station

the clock & calculator apps are like twin sisters to me

number...

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

being insane isnt even that bad

opened the comments on a post and tumblr somehow had a half written comment already autofilled from the last time I saw that post. which was at least two years and several computers ago. what does this site's back end look like

tumblr is going to gain sentience 100 years before any fuckass genAI comes close. this site runs on mold spores.

this is what it looks like inside bottles of olive oil

The problem with having OCs is that sometimes you wanna read about your little guy being in situations but unfortunately he is YOUR little guy and no one is gonna put him in that situation but you. Tragic.