There's Something Here

op are you a hobbit

This is killing me

Literally the reason why I want to start a tug of war/tag/water gun battle group. People need to PLAY.

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

what do red pandas even do

always very funny when an actor on a show gets pregnant and theyve gotta work in a pregnancy subplot somehow but it would be way funnier if they kept shooting scenes like normal and never addressed it

wait even better: the character canonically has an abortion but the actor is still visibly pregnant and it's never addressed

white europeans love to pretend like the united states and europe aren’t two cheeks of the same ass