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@dwaynedwaynedwayne
fUCKINg jesus today was so ass

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THE LOST BOYS. roleplay sentence starters of the 1987 film. feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns. tw: violence, language, horror, blood.
hey, i liked that song.
how about this?
wait, that's from my era!
what's that smell?
smells like someone died.
i think you're really going to like living in [ location ].
any jobs around here?
looks like he's dead.
if he's dead can we go back to [ location ]?
this is a pretty cool place / for the texas chainsaw massacre.
have you seen a tv? i haven't seen a tv, [ name ]. you know what it means when there's no tv? no mtv.
[ name ], we are flat broke.
no running in the house!
rules! we've got some rules around here.
there are some bad elements around here.
you're telling me we've moved to the murder capital of the world?
well, let me put it this way. if all the corpses buried around here were to stand up all at once, we'd have one hell of a population problem.
read the tv guide, you don't need a tv.
excuse me, i wonder if you could help us.
we only come here to watch one thing.
i told you not to come in here anymore.
you have a generous nature. i like that in a person.
so how may i help you this evening? we have it all. the best selection in [ location ].
i look that needy, huh?
i'm at the mercy of your sex glands!
don't you have something better to do than follow me around all night?
just scoping your civilian wardrobe.
pretty cool, huh? / for a fashion victim.
listen buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last summer.
where the hell are you from? krypton?
i don't like horror comics.
i thought i heard something.
nobody drives this baby but me.
that's as close to town as i like to get.
noticed anything unusual about [ location ] yet?
are you guys sniffing old newsprint or something?
you think you really know what's happening here, don't you? well, i'll tell you something. you don't know shit, buddy.
we are dedicated to a higher purpose. we're fighters for truth, justice, and the american way.
there's our number on the back and pray you never need to call us.
if you want your ear pierced, i'll do it.
wanna get something to eat?
you don't have to beat me, [ name ]. you just have to try and keep up.
how far are you willing to go, [ name ]?
that's what i love about this place. you ask, and then you get.
i can never sleep with the closet door open, either. not even a crack.
don't sneak up on people like that!
how are those maggots?
you're eating maggots. how do they taste?
no hard feelings, huh?
you're one of us, bud.
[ 1st name ] wants to know what's going on. [ 2nd name ], what's going on?
bottoms up, man.
what time is it?
you need sunglasses to talk on the phone?
are you freebasing? inquiring minds want to know.
are you still in bed?
[ name ], would you do me a favor?
it's been a long time since somebody asked me out to dinner.
i'm gonna make you a sandwich.
all you do is give attitude lately.
what did you do to my dog, asshole?
you're a creature of the night, [ name ]. just like out of a comic book.
you're a vampire, [ name ]. my own [ sibling ], a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. you wait 'til mom finds out!
stay away from me, [ name ]!
you did the right thing by calling us.
you better get yourself a garlic t-shirt, buddy. or it's your funeral.
[ name ], i think we have to have a real long talk about something.
what's going on there? [ name ], i'm starting to get worried.
we should stay calm.
who's making that noise?
we've got to stick together, [ name ].
we're gonna work this out. trust me, okay?
you had me scared to death.
i can't believe you people.
can i sleep in here with you tonight?
what's happening to me, [ name ]?
we've been aware of some very serious [ creature ] activity in town for a long time.
[ location ] has become a haven for the undead.
as a matter of fact, we're almost certain that ghouls and werewolves occupy high position at city hall.
kill your brother. you'll feel better.
are we gonna have company again?
hi, i didn't hear you come in!
[ name ], what's the matter with you?
what's gotten into you tonight?
our batting average isn't terrific, is it?
if you ever want to see [ name ] again, you better come with us now.
initiation's over, [ name ]. time to join the club.
i have to talk to you. can i come up?
you drank someone's blood? are you crazy?!
why didn't you kill me last night?
what are you doing here? what do you want from me?
i got connections.
i don't want you going down there.
if something happens down there, i won't have the strength to protect you.
chill out, [ name ].
where did you say you met these guys?
we're on the right trail. flies and the undead go together like bullets and guns.
this isn't funny.
i'm not kidding! they're coming to the house as soon as it gets dark!
i better get cleaned up, then.
they'll be coming for all of us.
i say we terminate them right now.
you missed, sucker.
holy shit! it's the attack of eddie munster!
you afraid to face me, [ name ]?
don't let them see me like this.
nothing's changed.
has everyone gone crazy? what's the matter with all of you?
is everybody okay?
how much do you think we should charge them for this?
one thing about living in [ location ] i never could stomach. all the damn vampires.
I’ve gotten a few other sets of earrings by now, but I think this one is still my favorite
//Yes, this is the earring Michael wears in the show, and words cannot DESCRIBE how excited I am to own this!! Thank you to @ihavetohaveyou’s mod for sending the link for these to me!
cough cough gay cough cough
WELL—
I don’t know how I would argue against that.
It is a cool earring though! Regardless!
I KNOW RIGHT
I’ve gotten a few other sets of earrings by now, but I think this one is still my favorite
//Yes, this is the earring Michael wears in the show, and words cannot DESCRIBE how excited I am to own this!! Thank you to @ihavetohaveyou’s mod for sending the link for these to me!
cough cough gay cough cough
Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Wait what
Why do you wanna be cut into 4
god forbid men have hobbies
Your hobbies include being QUARTERED? Even I ain't that big of a freak..
Well-
yeah yeah shut up blondie
You're blond too bitch
I AM?
IS THIS NOT YOU?
Colourpicked to emphasize blondness
why would you use that pic of me

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Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Wait what
Why do you wanna be cut into 4
god forbid men have hobbies
Your hobbies include being QUARTERED? Even I ain't that big of a freak..
Well-
yeah yeah shut up blondie
You're blond too bitch
I AM?
Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Wait what
Why do you wanna be cut into 4
god forbid men have hobbies
Your hobbies include being QUARTERED? Even I ain't that big of a freak..
Well-
yeah yeah shut up blondie
Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Wait what
Why do you wanna be cut into 4
god forbid men have hobbies
Heyy sooo if I promised to give you a free record of your choosing would you wanna go shopping with me again? :] (this time for mic stuff cuz yknow Marko accidentally threw one last show. Again.)
– @santacarlarecords
yesyesyesyesyesyes
i mean…yeah sure!
HUZZAH TY, ya wanna get lunch while we’re out too?
shore!!!
Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Wait what

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Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
M gonna cut you into 4.
thank god
Heyy sooo if I promised to give you a free record of your choosing would you wanna go shopping with me again? :] (this time for mic stuff cuz yknow Marko accidentally threw one last show. Again.)
– @santacarlarecords
yesyesyesyesyesyes
i mean…yeah sure!
*kisses face quickly and runs away like a child, inevitably tripping over my own sick ass boots*
Hehheh 😈🥰♥️💋
@vampirelover1987 🖤
oh! okay yeah hehe
come back!!
Those friendship necklaces little girls have but for the 'cule
We can find a 4way one I'm SURE
@ihavetohaveyou / @blightedfang @highvamp69 @dwaynedwaynedwayne
just…cut it into 4. life hack
NOT being a good girl today. barking and ripping things up and just freaking it

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waiting for David to come back so i can show him my sick new bass line :3
He's .. preoccupied
get OFF OF HIM
whO SAID I WAS ON HIM?
ME I DID
You're wrong
I'm not on him and he ain't on me either. We're just out. On the boardwalk. Without you.
i’m livid. never forgiving you. yer done
is what i would say if i was mean
You love me so much don't you, you just can't be mean to me
I love you too man, I'll leave you and Davey alone when we get back
yeah, yeah, i love you and whatever
”Omg why do we need cables when we can just fly on our own ???” Well maybe because then people will realize you’re vampires, David. I understand the point but if people see yall LITERALLY FLYING IN YOUR OWN I THINK THEYLL GET IDEAS-
Yes this is targeted.
i wonder who this could be about…
Gee I wonder.. (if I hear him complain one more time I’m turning off his spotlight before his solo this is a warning pls control your mans)
you’re so cute i can’t control that man for shit