ilya gripping onto all of shane's meatier parts during sex. thighs, ass, arms. groaning things like, "fuck, shane. so biiig baby. good thing i have this big fucking cock for my big fucking boy, hm?"
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ilya gripping onto all of shane's meatier parts during sex. thighs, ass, arms. groaning things like, "fuck, shane. so biiig baby. good thing i have this big fucking cock for my big fucking boy, hm?"
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i think 'I trust you with my life but not your own' as a trope is one of the ones that can always fuck me up no matter what
I made this MONTHS ago but someone on TT asked if I had a tumblr and I was like... yes??? I actually do and I'm not using it to its full potential๐ญ
A drabble for my friend @treblerose689 who wanted some Troy/Harris fluff.
This is short and I wrote it quickly and Iโve never written them before, so it might be terrible but hopefully you enjoy!
โThis will be fine, right?โ Troy asked anxiously.
โWell itโs a bit late to change our minds now,โ Harris responded, looking pointedly at the door they were headed towards.
โI justโฆโ Troy started, but trailed off when Harris stepped into his path, stopping him in his tracks.
Harris put his hands on Troyโs cheeks and looked into those gorgeous clear blue eyes, currently wide with anxiety.
โYou are going to be an amazing dad.โ Troy opened his mouth, but Harris moved his right hand to cover it. โYour dad is a piece of shit. So, that means you know everything not to do. And you care enough about being good that you are this worried about it. Youโve got this.โ
Harris pulled his hands back to let Troy speak, but first Troy caught Harrisโs hand that had been over his mouth and kissed the palm. It didnโt matter how long theyโd been together, Troy never failed to make Harrisโs insides go completely mushy.
โI still think you should have been the donor. Weโre not giving the kid a great start by giving him my dadโs geneโs.โ And mine, was the rest of the sentence that Troy knew better than to say to Harris. Ok, so Troy accepted that and now was moving on to his other, consistent worry. Harris sighed.
โOne person with a heart condition in this family was enough. Yes, I know itโs not a guarantee, but only one of us can be freaking out about this and you were going to freak out no matter what so, your genes and I donโt have to freak out about my babyโs heart.โ
Troy nodded, though he didnโt look at all less anxious.
โPlus, if we want to give our kid the best start, making sure heโs ridiculously attractive will definitely help.โ
Troy gasped in mock offense. โDonโt you dare. A mini Harris would be so much cuter!โ
Harris scoffed. โOne of us has been on the cover of magazines, and itโs definitely not me.โ
Harris loved Troyโs embarrassed blush. It was absurd that someone that hot was that shy about it.
โNow can we go? I wanna see if our son has your eyes.โ Harris was practically bouncing with anticipation.
โWe won't know that for sure until heโs like a year old,โ Troy pointed out.
โDamn, thatโs a bit late to return him, huh?โ Harris jokes.
Troy snorted. โYeah, I think weโll be stuck with him even if he isnโt a model.โ
โSee? Youโre more supportive than your dad already!โ Harris responded cheerfully.
Troy rolled his eyes, but as they got to the door he took a deep breath and set his shoulders.
โLetโs go meet our son,โ Troy said to Harris, taking his hand.
Harris beamed at his sweet husband, who he knew would be the best dad. โI canโt wait!โ
hollanov fic: sleepy cuddly morning sex + quiet dirty talk
it's cold outside their blankets. ilya lies flush against shane's back. his arms hug him close. their legs lay tangled together in the duvet. shane woke first but allowed himself the lie-in. they don't have practice today, and shane doesn't have any commitments with friends.
ilya woke a few minutes ago, making it known by rubbing shane's stomach, but neither of them have said a word. content to exist in the knowledge of each other's soft attention. ilya's hand continues to move across shane's skin, palm flat and circling his bellybutton. shane's cock is thickening against his thigh. ilya's mouth, which has been releasing warm breaths over the nape of shane's neck, purses into a kiss against the soft hair there.
"malysh," he mumbles, so quietly. shane hums. "are you going out today?"
his words have soft edges, drowsy. "no," shane replies, just as quiet.
ilya's turn to hum. the movement of his hand doesn't cease. he shifts closer and nestles his clothed erection between shane's cheeks, making shane inhale and push back against him. ilya hasn't moved his hand down shane's body.
"are you hard?" ilya asks, without urgency.

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Most of the time, even when heโs getting pounded into the mattress, Shane likes his little kisses.
Sometimes though, he puts a plug in before Ilya gets home from the store and wears his slutty little shorts to signal that he wants Ilya to throw him face down on the nearest surface with no preamble whatsoever.
Ilya just walks in, sees the Slut Shorts and the red flush on Shaneโs cheeks and his eyes go dark and hungry. They donโt even say a single word to each other until Ilya just stalks over, spins Shane around and presses him against the kitchen counter.
โDesperate for it, Malysh?โ He drawls into Shaneโs ear, and Shane can only nod, already lost in the anticipation.
He grinds his dick into Shaneโs ass for a moment before promptly bending him over with zero warning and stripping his shorts and boxers, pulling his own down far enough just to pull out the plug in Shaneโs ass and thrust right in.
They both groan loudly, the sound echoing off of all their criminally under-used appliances. Ilya wastes no time building a brutal pace, bruising Shaneโs hips from where heโs pressed against the counter, holding his face down into the cold marble.
And fuck- itโs perfect. Itโs just what Shane needs right now. To be used to make Ilya feel good. To feel his man, strong armed and solid chested all around him, big thick cock bullying his hole- and itโs even better when Ilya starts moaning like heโs been possessed. To hear how fucking good Shane feels, how tight he is, how heโs always ready and wet for him.
It takes an almost embarrassing four minutes for them both to cum, one after the other, until theyโre panting, lazy and sweaty against the heat of each otherโs bodies and Shane feels pleasantly used up.
(They do however sweetly kiss non stop for about 20 minutes after)
okay but given how much shane likes straddling ilya to sit on his lap, i'm cackling about him lowkey having beef with anya at first because anya IMMEDIATELY just tries to wiggle in between them every single time he tries because people!! her people!! so nice!! hello both people!!!
and shane meanwhile is just ๐ at having to share his designated seat with a dog
Headcanons about Anya are my favourite headcanons.
I think Shane would be annoyed, but Ilya loves it, his two favourite people in his lap. His grin is a mile wide.
Pick your Ilya ๐ โฅ๏ธ
Iโve reread this scene about a hundred times because Iโm currently writing an Anya fic, and somewhere in those hundred times something struck me: the only family that really loved and cared for Ilya abandoned him too. It wasnโt her fault. Irina was sick. But she still left him, and no one acknowledged how terrible that was when it happened because it was more important to save face and pretend it was an accident. Ilya wasnโt allowed to voice his pain or rage when it happened to him. With Anya, he gets to say it. He gets to acknowledge the cruelty of being left behind.
But even though she was abandoned, Anya is not mistrustful. Every time she meets a new person, all they notice is how friendly she is. How happy. A lot of formerly abandoned dogs are like this, doing everything they can to make themselves so lovable that no one will ever leave them again.
Thatโs the Ilya we see in Role Model. Boisterous, friendly, taking care of everyone elseโs pain while hiding his own. Itโs not until we get his POV in The Long Game that we see how much heโs suffering.
Shane sees it. When Anya cries at their bedroom door, Shane postpones his very favorite thing (fucking his boyfriend) because Anya is scared and alone. He gives Ilya permission to meet her needs, and Ilya canโt move fast enough.
I canโt screenshot the book bc my copy has it spread on two pages, but he says,
โAnya, sweet girl. What is the matter? Are you lonely?โ
I think itโs really important weโre in Shaneโs POV here. Shane heard her cry first. Shane said, โgo get her.โ Shane, Mr. โnow the bedโs all dirty,โ let Anya sleep in their bed because she was alone and she needed it. Shane is not the emotionally illiterate autistic stereotype the fandom makes him out to be. Heโs already noticed this loneliness before with Ilya
The difference is, Anya asks for what she needs and lets them give it to her. Shane gets to be there for her in a way Ilya isnโt ready to accept yet. Ilya gets to give her the care he didnโt get as a child who lost his mother. They both can address Anyaโs loneliness because she is a dog and she feels safe enough with them to ask.
Meanwhile, Ilyaโฆ
Heโs not ready. Shane canโt give him what he needs yet because Ilya wonโt let him, has spent too long denying his own wound.
When Ilya finally does admit heโs lonely, does ask for what he needs, Shane is right there to give it to him. Ilya gives him one last out, but of course Shane doesnโt take it. He will be there every time Ilya whines at the door, ready to let him in.

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Boston and Montreal are at the same club. They're at different tables, but they were all sat in the VIP section - it's a little more secluded, offers the facsimile of privacy more than anything - and the Boston boys are loud, loud enough to be heard even over the thumping bassline of the music. Loud enough for Shane to hear them from where he's sitting in the corner of his booth, nursing his drink.
"Okay, best lay. Go."
"Sorry fellas, I'm a gentleman - I don't kiss and tell."
"That means you have nothing to tell, Connors?"
"Suck my fat one, Lenny."
"And become your best lay? Pass."
"For me, it was twins. In Vegas."
"Yeah, their names were right and left, surname hand. Gimme a break."
"Ye of little faith!"
"Ey, there's nothing little about me, bud. Just ask my best lay - Laura Steeler."
"What, the chick from the car commercials?"
"Oh yeah."
"No wonder she was your best lay, Petey - she was the only one of the poor girls you picked up who could act."
Raucous, jeering laughter drowns out Peterson's objections. It doesn't drown out Marleau's voice, clear and sly:
"We all know who Rozanov's best lay is."
Like they'd rehearsed it, the Boston Raider's all cry out in lilting sing-song unison: "Montreal Jane!"
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/82543661
Summary:
When Ilya answers, heโs greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like heโs just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand. Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment. โJane,โย he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. โThis is not like you.โ * Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.
This was written as a birthday gift for me. Iโm just that lucky. ๐
โI never want to come back here again. I fucking hate it here. And they all fucking hate me. I pay for everything. I make sure everyone has clothes they like. I make sure the food is perfect. That father is buried next to his parents, that the tomb is perfect. And the only fucking word I ever hear is: i want more Ilya, i need more Ilya. More, more, more, more, more. And I have nothing for these people. I give them everything.. but I feel fucking empty. They don't care, they look at me and see a bank. Or an enemy. Or I don't even know what. My brother, he always hated me. And I know why... but it kills me. And it kills me that he took care of my father and I didn't. But I couldn't. I wasn't here. I still paid for it all. And he will never forgive me. For any of it. For existing. And it means... I have no one now. Well not no one, I have Svetlana. She loves me, and I love her. But not like... fuck me. But not like I love you. That's the worst fucking part of all this is. That all I want is you. It's always you. I'm so in love with you and I don't know what to do about it.
HEATED RIVALRY (2025) Ilya's russian monologue to Shane.
gasping for breath: "stop rozanov" ๐ "no, you better get off" ๐ "i don't think i can stop" ๐ "i'm gonna come, rozanov" ๐ "noooo roz" ๐ /hands doing nothing but trying to hold roz' hand or hair/ ๐ like okay,boy,, ๐๐๐
you're not using a single one of your heaping, heaving muscles to try and force roz off, at all, whatsoever, holly!! no one is buying your lil cnc, least of all the dom in question! but don't u worry, it doesn't matter ๐ he won't stop taking what he wants from u anyway๐ช๏ธ๐ง
this yearโs prom theme isโฆ *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them
And the subject of tonightโs ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

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Ilya is so lucky that Shane proposed. Ilya would have been a nervous fucking wreck for the entire day beforehand. Wake up in the morning. Look in the mirror. Today's the day. Sob. Breathe. Okay I'm good! Turn around and Shane's hair is all in his face, still asleep on Ilya's pillow. I am NOT good. Cold shower. Breakfast that Ilya does not eat. Morning jog wherein Ilya runs like someone is chasing him. Lunch that Ilya does not eat. Drive out to the cottage. Make Shane pull over because Ilya needs to dry heave on the side of the road. "Baby we don't have to drive out today if you're not feeling well." "NO WE HAVE TO." Get to the cottage. Immediately send Shane on some kind of extended fool's errand. Shane wants to stay because Ilya is SHAKING and he is so worried. "No my love I'm fine it's just the breeze off the lake haha." It's thirty fuckig degrees Celsius. Shane finally gtfo's. Yuna, David, Rose FUCKING Landry all descend to help Ilya set up. Well. Ilya is supposed to be helping but he is standing on the deck fully dissociating. Yuna brings him tea. "Are you going to throw up the tea?" "Yes probably." Yuna takes away the tea. 800 electronic tea lights on the deck. In a parallel Ilya has no way of understanding, he both puts on and takes off a suit. Yuna fixes his curls into the hockey boy quasi-mullet that magnetizes Shane's fingers to Ilya's hair and says, "Oh, you're so handsome!" Ilya cries big fat tears. David tells a story about how his proposal to Yuna almost didn't happen because David went to the hospital for heart palpitations that morning. Thank You David That Does Not Help Even Remotely. Ilya slav squats on the lawn for twenty minutes. Shane's car pulls up in the driveway and everyone hides while Ilya vibrates in the entryway. Shane has no less than thirty grocery bags hanging from his arms, still complaining about why the grocery service cancelled their delivery last minute. Ilya leads Shane and all thirty of his grocery bags onto the deck. Shane is doing his favorite thing (bitching) and his second favorite thing (Follow Ilya) so he doesn't notice his own mother tiptoing behind him collecting the grocery bags he drops like breadcrumbs. There is an Oscar-winning actress hiding under his sofa and Shane does not notice because Ilya takes him on the deck and drops to his knees and Shane is like, "Haha, right now?" and then he sees that Ilya has a look on his face like he's just been told the sun is never coming up again and he has his hands on Shane's knees and he is saying, "Shane. Please?" and Shane puts his hands on his head and says "Oh my God baby what's happening to you" as Ilya melts and melts and then from the depths of the cottage someone who sounds a lot like Shane's very own father is whispering "The ring the ring" and when he looks back down Ilya is fumbling a ring box out of his pocket. The first picture of their proposal is Shane glaring into the middle distance with a hand cradling Ilya's curls like a baby while Ilya ugly sobs into his knee.
SOMEONE GET HIM HIS SPIDER BOYFRIEND BACK! I CANโT STAND SEEING HIM SAD!! ๐ญ๐