couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

Game Changer & Make Some Noise
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

roma★
sheepfilms

Misplaced Lens Cap
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du

izzy's playlists!
The Bowery Presents
Noah Kahan
taylor price

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
h
Interview Vampire Daily

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
seen from Taiwan
seen from United States
seen from Brazil

seen from Puerto Rico
seen from United States
seen from Philippines
seen from Malaysia
seen from Australia
seen from Pakistan
seen from Mexico
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Nepal
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Bangladesh
@hugsfromdad
couldn't sleep, so I put on an episode of Twin Peaks................... um
it actually is Thursday the 23rd
Happy Thursday the 23rd to those who celebrate

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I think I have the coolest life ever
okay, here's my biggest dumbtake:
The "Mason's Secret" that you learn once you ascend to the highest rank of the Mason's is this:
Also the secret in the Bible that the Papacy has been doing according to their 1000 year cult plan:
And also the lesson Jesus was trying to teach this whole time:
And I think the interpretation through the prophetess Ellen G. White-washed is part of how the corporation-cult Seventh-Day Adventists know but also have missed???:
Have a LITERAL stone foundation. With a way to have a safe fire in there, and a well.
THATS IT
FOR BACK THEN?!?!
THAT'S AS GOOD AS FREE, ETERNAL LIFE.
LITERALLY you have the easiest, cost affective, basically free-life.
Sure, you have to be monetarily wealthy to have a *nice* home, but you otherwise don't actively bleed money to have the essentials of life:
safe: shelter • water • fire
No questions asked.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Now the Biggest *high take of that* Dumbtake??:
The Bible could be misinterpreted to *maybe* drop coded hints to some form of literal magic in the constellation of specific stones in the foundation or garment. This is taken from about a literal specific stone foundation for The New Jerusalem--a perfect paradise heavenly city. Like, you can actually harness mystical powers when you have a certain constellation of precious metals/stones.
I think the specific stone constellation is spoken about in the Bible, and interpreted by Ellen G. White for the Seventh-Day Autism church who instead of being a pagan cult that adopted the spell book of the Bible and have been using it to capture riches and power, they were like "yeah, duh, it's a metaphor. The gift of eternal life is apparently free if you read jesus' words literally"....... But then missed the part where jesus was basically a socialist and was basically saying "heaven = a place where there is enough for everyone, and we all just share it peacefully with each other".....?!? And here we are, all aware that there is literally enough safe shelter, fire, and water for everyone to have that, AND FOOD AND CLOTHING AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE COMFORTS OF LIFE, and all it is is hiding behind a paywall of, just, literal... Greed?? Like wow.
So, TLDR:
Have a *literal* stone foundation under your shelter, make sure the shelter is the 5 allies safe for all within, have a clean well inside, and lastly a way to have a safe fire, and YOU TOO CAN SAVE 100% OR MORE WHEN YOU SWITCH FROM ANY OTHER HOUSE PLAN TO: JESUS'S ALL-ENCOMPASSING HOMEBUILDING GUIDE
...the Bible was just a mixture of mythology from history of a certain family of people who kept incredible records of their people's belief system throughout history and then this socialist dude came about and was all like "free love and free housing and food and warmth and water for everyone from me and my rich daddy" and then this mixed history got co-opped by European Men and turned into religious business/world domination venture.
Like I said, my biggest dumbtake that I kinda actually believe
Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake
We could have been eating him

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive
times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
I keep laughing at this screencap I took of a comment in the world cup subreddit btw
Because I'm a biologist and a complete freak, I sometimes amuse myself thinking about like a super ultra advanced alien race that 'conquers' our planet, but instead of being all 'War of the Worlds' about it, they aren't even conquering, as far as they're concerned. There are no inteligent life forms on this planet, after all, just little animals, and they're clearly on the endangered species list. A perfect place to study rare wildlife on an untouched planet.
So there's an alien research station in space. Humanity's worst attempts to destroy it amount to a bear turning over the trash can. Aliens occasionally abduct people and return them with a clean bill of health and an ankle bracelet. It takes them forever to figure out those bracelets are screwing with their data because humans who carry them are curve-wreckingly popular.
Disaster strikes somewhere, I dunno, Japan, and there's an uptick in abductions, but of people stuck in collapsed buildings, and yeah the giant octopus tree that looks straight out of Call of Cthulhu is scary but it's also using tech you can't even comprehend to find survivors and teleport them out of the rubble. You see humans with absolutely 100% deadly injuries wisked away and a good number of them even return. There is now a new consent form specifying if rescuers can take you to the aliens, because they will probably try to save you but if they can't your family will never get your body back. You decide if your life or your body is more important.
Little by little, pragmatism wins out. The aliens aren't attacking, but they ARE abducting and doing weird tests. But the survivors mostly return unharmed with a Big Mac in hand and a weird piece of tech. There have been less valid excuses to miss school. The aliens are clearly researching humanity just as much as we are researching them, and until communications are established this status quo isn't the worst.
Ofc, then one of them actually attacks. Knocks the statue of liberty clean off. The military starts to deploy fast, and even wounds the attacker a lot, but before they can shoot the second missle it bounces. And it turns on the shooter. Every military person in the attack dies, suddenly and through means you cannot comprehend. The other aliens whisk the attacking one away. Construction materials appear as if in apology, but that's it.
The attacker was a hooligan who thought destroying wildlife was fun, and ran into something they can't handle. But even if the bear is perfectly within its rights to defend its territory, the ranger will atill have to shoot it to save the stupid brat, and hope the idiot learned their lesson.
But the bear is still dead. And the forest critters who had just started getting used to the ranger are now having second thoughts.
But the abductions continue. There are no hooligans for a while. And what else can you do? This is your home, but if the invaders really want to take it, what can you do?
So you try to stay out of their way, if you are in some serious trouble and your chances are already less than 50/50, maybe you seek them out. Sometimes they help. Sometimes they don't.
And sometimes the abductees catch glimpses of something that looks like it might have been human once, but eyes and skin all wrong, speaking incomprehensibly, and rubbing its head on the alien's 'knees'.
You go home to your dog and try not to think about it.
THE REVIEWS ARE IN!
And now let me bliw your mind: Alien equivalent of Steve Irwin, the one madman brave enough to go bother human wildlife in Australia.
ten-foot octopus tree holding me by the scruff of my neck after plucking me from my car:
ç̷͙̞͓̳͙̭͖̞͇̝̓̎̎͛͗̿̃̏̒̑͝r̸͇̠̲̩̩̟̞̥̫̗̞̟͇̭̼͉̈͗̔̑̓̿̓̕͜ȉ̶̧̛̛̩͔̠͖̝͎̘̝͔̖̜̅̆͆̌͊̑͂͒͠ͅk̵̰̟͋̋̈̈͗ę̴̹̟͓͎̖̑̈́̎̕͠ȳ̴̛͇̯̝̲̠̼̮̯͗͛̏́̔͜͜ ̷̼̳̰͖̃̅̈́͐̿́̂͝w̶̨̬͚̝̦͖̟̱̉̌͐̿͆̀̀̿̅̿͌̃̚͜h̶͈̪̰͈͎̍͂̕a̶̢̝̳̠̓͐̈́͐̆̀̽̀̎̾̑͝ͅţ̶̹̣͙͚̬̩̥͌̉͋̽̄̊̚ ̷̗̠̩̻̮̞̒̈́̏̿̏̌̈́͑̒͑́͘͜͝ͅå̵̡̧͔͚̖̜̦̬̥̻̭̂́̀̓̍͛̄͐̃͆̕̚͝͝ ̴̡̨̤̰̺̻̪̞̬̼͛̈͠b̶̛̛̻̳̫͙̩̪̲̲̫̱͉̺̂͊̉̅̓̎́̽̾̈̊̉̈́̕͠ͅe̷̢̲̣̻̝̯͙͔̜̭̻͕͛̓a̷̖͓̥̯̝̥̙̺̥̺̫̹͛̀͆̎̋̊̒̅̚̕͝u̷̻̟̣͕̪͍͇̼̭̜̝̲̞͓̗̽̈́̅̈́̂̇̒͠ͅt̴̘̩͎͓̰͍́̐̂̂́̂͗̒̏̑̀̈̓͊̚͝y̵̛̠͉̠̲̥͋͌́̀͆ ̵̨͍͈̳͕̱͋͗͌́̔̾̽̄͆́̇

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Remember, just because you can run that fast when a tiger is chasing you, doesn't mean you should be expected to run that fast. Or that it's okay for you or anyone else to set a tiger loose on you to get things done faster.
Humans can do incredible things under threat. That does not mean that panic is a good thing for you or your body in the long run.
one of the best portrayals of love loyalty and devotion comes from a 2012 procedural americanized adaptation of sherlock holmes btw
I think it's time for rebecca black to release:
Sunday
HAPPY SEVEN YEARS ON T TO ME. It was so worth it.

Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Miss Congeniality (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
April 25th