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I relate to the phrase “chillin like a villain” because it shows that I’m calm but also ready to sin

i will be the most fuckable rectangle on this zoom call

If you wouldn't go to someone for advice, don't take their criticism either.

I’m dead cause I watched this multiple times just to take note of everything this person^ said

megan thee stallion and timothee chalamet are the same age

I’m a little bit more than upset at my DNA tbh

AHEM speaking as a grad student from the University of Wisconsin, NONE OF THE PEOPLE THERE BELIEVE IT EITHER, PLEASE DO NOT BLAME BARRY FUCKING POWELL ON US.

also he isn’t even at the uw anymore, he retired early to write really bad poetry and live in a yurt, and I swear to god I wish I were making this up

I love discovering very specific drama

me: *sends a single text* why am i so clingy

#why would u say something so controversial yet SO brave..

she’s canadian

America’s first Canadian president. Icon.