serotonin deficient

Day 1 of eating every plant I see

listening to music isn’t enough anymore i need to eat it

If I had the slightest discipline in me I’d be unstoppable

You ever sit there doing something with your hands, listening to a podcast or audiobook or something, and suddenly realise that's your natural state to be. This is what you're supposed to be doing, crafting something nice while listening to another human's speech and thoughts. How people have done this for as long as there's been people, from crafting arrow heads from rocks while listening to grandma tell the tale of the mammoth hunt, to having a friend read aloud from a book while you're all fixing horse reins and doing needlework, to you sitting there doing whatever you're doing, with youtube open on the background.

me every day of my stupid little life: if i dont get a Little Treat in the next five minutes im going to die

some of y’all never close your eyes in the sun and allow it to envelop you in feelings of peace and contentment and it shows

Warm bread. You agree. Reblog

pita. pomegranates. pussy. all begin with p. all essential food groups. food 4 thot

weed is for girls. i cant imagine men that do weed. why, so you can be a giggly little bimbo. sucking on a bowl is one step away from sucking on a cock. get out of here *does a hand wave that tells you to get out of here*

i love that you can gain a small following on this wwebsite just by being unrelentingly insane

whoever first decided that talking to yourself is weird was literally just a hater

the hyphenless url superiority complex is real

may your next ibuprofen take effect swiftly and noticeably

sopping wet