:)

Imagine they retire at the same time and are asked to say something at their last awards show.

Walk with me here:

The last one giving a speech end his with "oh and one more thing" The other comes out.

Oh thats weird the audience thinks. Well they are really good friends and have a charity together. Maybe they want to announce something with the foundation

"Due to the blatant homophobia in the MLH we hid the fact that we were together for over 20 years and married for over 10. Now we can live happily out and together. Goodbye"

It doesn't happen often (his Canadian Boyscout Golden Boy of Hockey image is in tact) but there's at least one YouTube compilation. And it's just ordinary people filming insta stories or videos with their friends. And suddenly whoosh Shane Hollander flies past them. Followed closely by Hayden and/or JJ sprinting after him shouting his name.

And over the years more of these videos pop up. Only now they also include Ilya. Wyatt. Troy. On one notable occasion even Scott because he's the only one who knows his way around New York's streets.

We see this with David’s inquisition about youtube and Yuna’s various questions to both of them throughout dinner.

The vast majority of Ilya’s family conversations have been silence or statements met with a yes or no.

So he really gets thrown in the deep end with three Hollanders who all seem to communicate through endless questions.

He also learns they get very excited to be asked questions. ‘David, how did the offices summer party go? David, why did you re-uh-reupholster the boat?’ or ‘Yuna, do you think Pittsburgh will make playoffs? Sveta does, but… Yuna, how did you get the surround-sound quality so good?’

“Sorry I’m a few days late with this chapter, I got swept up in a tsunami”

“late, lol, my bad my bestie got shot and I’m not okay about it (he’s fine, but I’m not gonna be able to write a lot for 6 weeks)”

“so I know someone getting buried in mud in a well is unrealistic but I did try and dig my best friend out when this happened to him, I won’t be taking comments on accuracy”

“sorry y’all I was in a coma for 3 days cause I got struck by lightning - but now I’m really good at math! Quiz me in the comments”