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SUMMARY: Mateo gets a new tattoo from Ulf, amongst other things.
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TIMING: Current
PARTIES: @fearhims3lf @howlingxnomad
SUMMARY: Mateo gets a new tattoo from Ulf, amongst other things.
WARNINGS: NSFW (implications)
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@letsbenditlikebennett
[pm] Uh, I thanked a fae... Again. I know. I knew she was a fae-- she doesn't usually do the whole bind thing. She was possessed by a coyote.
I'm fine-- just was supposed to stop the exorcism because of the bind. Caused a shift. Jaguar friend chased me away so they could do the exorcism, but no one's seen her since. I didn't think-- I usually remember, but like I apparently thought a demon living in my head rent free for months was totally normal. So.
[pm] Oh good! See my lessons on being polite were good for things. [User still doesn’t realize the bind thing is related to the thank thing] Hmm. Didn’t know coyotes could do that. I will go set up more traps at the edges of the woods, don’t want the chickens getting possessed.
Ahhh one of those types of Jaguars. For a moment there I thought you meant a friend from the zoo. Do you wish to go look together? Two snoots are better than one boot!
attysullivan:
That only makes slightly more sense makes a lot more sense! I always find it so interesting to see how words and phrases evolve. Being a Good Egg is never a bad thing.
A cease and desist from Disney for doing tattoos? Wow! I mean, the Mouse is pretty liberal with those because they are so restrictive with their trademarks - but still! If you ever get another and need a lawyer to take a look - I’d be happy to do so. I take it you have a tattoo shop in town?
I usually hope for a mild winter so I don’t have to scrape snow and ice off my car. But if a cold winter stops this smell then it would be worth it.
Truest true!!
[user spends a good amount of time wondering what a “lawyer” is, decides it’s probably some other type of supernatural, probably fae. How is he supposed to keep track of them all?]
I’m not sure what being a lawyer has to do with that, but thank you for offering to help! Could be fun to tag-team beat a big mouse. Yes yes! Ink Inc. Thought the title was pretty funny. You see because it is like the same word twice!
[user also does not realize you shouldn’t thank fae]
Ahh yes the scraping. Never fun. Neither is snowing. Nothing like back home though. Winters feel like they last years back there.
attysullivan:
None of that makes any sen Oh! Well, those all sound like odd but good things, so I’ll take it. Cleaver googie sound far from the worst thing I’ve been called.
Magic glitter? I wouldn’t be surprised. Glitter always reminds me of Disney princesses for some reason - and Disney sure likes to get magic involved in most of those stories.
It’s hard to get used to something so pervasive. Even going indoors doesn’t even really get rid of the stench. I heard some locals saying that this has happened before. Other people are saying it might have something to do with climate change and the higher temperatures causing fish to rot. Either way - it’s awful.
Goodness me, that was typo. Meant to be clever googie. Think it is derived from Good Egg maybe?
Ahh yes the mouse of many features. Done too many tattoos too well. Got a cease and desist one time! Can you believe! Like a mouse could tell me what to do! Very silly. Tossed paper away with the biohazard.
Before? Hmm. You think it would be better on days where it is colder then, yes? Well let us hope for a chilly winter.
[pm] Hey, if you see a jaguar while you're out in the woods, can you let me know? Also, don't hurt her. She's my friend. [...] Unless I already killed her in which case kinda of a mute point I guess.
[pm] A Jaguar! Ari that is incredible of course I would not kill her unless she tried to kill you and if so, HAH wouldn't stand a chance. [...] Oh wait no little string bean, are you alright? What happened?

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Hey what is giving? I was in the middle of tattoo and all the lights went out? Big boom or something too? Had to send the popsicle home! I can see pretty well in the dark but this is ridiculous. Gonna have to put a second stencil on him and that shits never fun.
Anyone else seeing this?
Timing: When Rory first arrived to White Crest Feat: @roryzhang & @howlingxnomad Warnings: N/A Summary: Ulf makes Rory some breakfast and they share a nice moment
roryzhang:
Maybe wear more musk? I don’t, do we actually smell like dog
[pm] It was a dumb joke, but I’m glad you thought it was funny.
[user hesitates over the genuinity of Ulf’s statement]
But um, seriously, maybe try a different shampoo?
Okeydokey. [User assumes musk is a piece of clothing he has to find]
[pm] Not dumb! Not at all! Had me in a puddle of giggles.
I guess I could try that, or using any in the first place?
alan-dixon:
I wish I could help you, but I had this accident… Haven’t been able to see colours too well ever since.
Huh, yeah that’s uncommon. My mom had this happen to her once, but it lasted a few hours. She asked a bee keeper about it, and bees who live in the wild tend to migrate a bit when their hive’s not safe. You could try phoning a local beekeeper, they’re always happy to add bees to their family.
Hah! The same of me, but it is since birth. Not an accident, unless you count, you know--
Hmmm. Guess I will have to put out more specific call to beekeepers. I do not know any personally. But big appreciation for the tip!!
attysullivan:
A clever what?
That’s definitely annoying, though. I’m not even sure what glitter is made out of, but you’d think it had some adhesive quality based on how hard they are to scrub off.
Based on how long that awful fish smell has been circulating through town, I wouldn’t be so sure about that.
You know like, googie, friendshape, pleasing person! [this explains exactly nothing, but the user is satisfied.]
I kind of always assumed they were made of magic, little sparkly things usually are. [this is unfortunately, not a joke]
Oh yes, the smell is quite grating. You might think you would get used to it in time but I am supposing there is something fishier about the smell than the smell itself, hah!

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alan-dixon:
I read somewhere that they really like bright colors but I doubt your stove is colorful… They might be migrating to a new hive. How long have they been here?
[user contemplates whether his face is colorful or not, comes to the conclusion that it could be because he is color blind]
Well I do not know, maybe I should have someone telling me if it is all fancy colorful, yeah? [...]
It has been round about a week now? Maybe a few days moreso, but I am growing quite used to them. Always about five around me, sometimes more or less.
roryzhang:
What do pies have to do with bees?
[pm] How far are the ice cream store and the hardware store from one another? Maybe they needed some nuts for their ice cream.
Maybe not a great joke, that was kind of dumb. But yeah, I think that’s too many coincidences.
[user is quite confused, thinking he’d explained it quite clearly. He did not.]
Many things I suppose, but mostly attracting them. Maybe I am smelling like pie? All sweet and sugary.
[pm] Across town, too far for little buzzy friends to fly on their own. Why would bees put metal in their cream?
OH! OHOHO. OH THAT WAS--
[User laughs for no less than two minutes straight]
Rory little darling you are hilarious.
As a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Ouaaah, I think I wanted to be my mamma! Big strong lady who was so good at leading the pack people.
What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?
Well there was weird flower Ari said I ate when I was shifted was shittingfaced. Can't remember it happening too well but apparently was very big and sort of shimmery?
attysullivan:
That’s totally understandable. Solutions to life’s problems are never a one-size-fits-all kind of thing, anyway! And while the lasting smell of peppermint may be better than a bee infestation for some, I can see how swapping one problem for another wouldn’t be a good call in your situation.
Disco raver kin? What sort of craft supplies are - Oh! You mean glitter? That makes perfect sense actually! If you get that on yourself it seems like it never comes off. It’ll be weeks later and you’ll still find little bits of it. A lingering and never-ending glitter-like smell would be awful to deal with.
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Indeed, indeed! You are a cleaver googie aren’t you? Hah!
OH YES, that is the word. Glitter! Once in a while a client of mine will show up with some on them or their clothings, and then I will be finding tiny bits of shiny on me! One even was on me after a shift and boy that was confusing
It is a good thing the science folks of the world have not figured glitter smell out yet. Or spellcasters. That seems much more up their alleyways.

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virgil-achyls:
[pm] Is there something on your stovetop that seems to attract them?
[pm] You would think the little guys would be into the kitchen then do you not? Unless I got the smell upon myself, but I do not think that I did. It is a weird situation all arounding.
monstersfear:
letsbenditlikebennett:
Yeah, on you. The grill thing is no cap. Someone being all up in your grill is them being in your space. I don’t think I gave him the fake Did I give him the fake Messing with you and Kaden is only fun because you get all mad about it. If I don’t get cursed at in a foreign language I don’t want it.
What do you need a cap for? I do not get mad about it. Why would I get mad? It’s stupid. I don’t even care about grills. Or caps. Kaden might get mad about it, but he’s a- I’ll curse at you in Spanish without you trying to trick me with fake dictionaries, if you want.
Wait now I am even more confused, if you do not use cap on the grill will the food not get cooked uneven? Ari how did you find this conversation? Also who is Kaden I feel like I have heard this name before. I can teach you swears in Norwegian if you like!