twice as many stars as usual

i love being weird and unsettling but also a sweetheart . Peace and love!

i’m like if a guy was whelmed, overly so

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

the weird little girl to strange little man pipeline

alone in my wizard tower googling "wizards kissing"

Going on tumblr and complaining about people being cringe has very “girl what were YOU doing at the devil’s sacrament” vibes

Why dont you go watch a studio ghibli movie and think about the power of love and kindness and maybe you'll calm down

Pretty boy (self diagnosed) 

imagine breaking up with someone when you’re both in your early 20s and they take your ship and fuck off, and then you become the best dressed in the galaxy and the leader of an entire city and live in a palace. and then your ex shows up to ask a favor and he’s like 35 living in that ship and hanging out with 22 year olds and using 5-in1 soap. that’s how lando calrissian feels

Essek with his ice cantrip to match Caleb with his fire cantrip like the very responsible narrative foil and love interest he is