One Random Otaku

skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

what have you done

big cattes

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY IT SOUNDS FUCKIN’ WEIRD

When my friend was a kid she used put on high heels and practice running around and jumping off stuff because Catwoman could do it. Now she can practically sprint in stilettos. Like…I’ve seen her chase after animals and run up hills and climb shit with 0% hindrance, and I will forever and always admire the hell out of her for it because when asked to choose between practicality and fashion she literally just chose “no be Catwoman” instead, and for some reason that actually worked.

I fucking hate how true this is

I would love this card.

where’s his fuckin oscar i swear to god