blades are for skatin

it’s not “am I good enough to do it?”, it’s “do I like it enough to be bad at it?”

I love the phrase gross misconduct. babygirl your behavior is yuckydisgusting

joan of arc really is the multi tool of tumblrinas. she is so so important to religious motif girlbloggers, lesbians, transsexuals, schizospecs, ex catholics, and gerard way girlies

might drive my chevy to the levy. it better not be dry tho

you guys won't fucking believe this

cars brake way too slowly and inefficiently i think that we could improve on them by adding hydraulic spikes that shoot into the ground or maybe a magnet that near instantly stops you in place

every time you hit the brakes a team of masonry workers should quickly build a brick wall directly infront of the car to stop you instantly

Every time you break your car should rapidly shift into reverse at 2x the speed

can i still crash into the brick wall

The masons build it around your car like an igloo so you crash no matter what

I scrolled down and thought this was a photograph of a painting sitting behind some candles. Not until I scrolled back up did I realise that the candles are part of the painting.

It’s a painting of a painting that was damaged by fire in the past and had the bottom burned away… being lit by candles that look like they could do the same thing. What’s more, it uses shadows to craft more of the illusion of it being a photograph by having dim areas be less focused and detailed. This is truly a series of delightful visual twists.