Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭
YOU ARE THE REASON

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil
forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:
not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

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WA Natl Cathedral
By cicada instinct
How do you typically reference your favourite character?
My Child/Daughter/Son
My Spouse/Wife/Husband
My Comfort/Emotional Support Character
My Scrimblo/Blorbo etc
Other
No referential term like this
Pick the closest/elaborate in tags!
In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.
If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?
Because it's also evil
Thanks!
Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?
Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.
Wow!
What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?
You meet god
Thank goodness!
What's the correct way to eat a banana?
Whole, in one gulp.
Delicious!
Who is the Muffin Man?
Father of the Muffin Boy
Makes sense!
Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?
Car's haunted
Uh Oh
How to fix a haunted car?
Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour
It worked!
Where does the wax in scented candles go?
into the sky, where it turns into stars
Cool!
Why are weddings so damn expensive?
priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him
....Ah
ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

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Hope for the democratic party?
not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years.
@billiejoearmstrongg
all things considered i'm doing quite well for a living corpse
heated rivalry fans, if you want another good filmed adaptation of a book by a queer creator, may i suggest hellraiser by clive barker

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All shall be well 🩸 ⭐Comms Waitlist⭐
end of january affirmations
im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me
there must be a place for me in this world because here i am
my art doesnt suck
instagram is nothing to me
hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be
Now Jary :)
it’s jary :)
I love you so much please don’t get consumed by tarantulas
looks really sad and then scratches something off of my planner
bro can i add you as a friend on toys?

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Liquid Demonseed - Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Cock from Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines (2004)
delicious 😋