he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
shark vs the universe
Cosimo Galluzzi
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
YOU ARE THE REASON
Discoholic 🪩
official daine visual archive
Mike Driver
Claire Keane
KIROKAZE
ojovivo
Kiana Khansmith
Sade Olutola
pixel skylines
One Nice Bug Per Day
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
cherry valley forever
The Bowery Presents
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@hourglassmind
Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
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hot take in a roundabout way i think that's also why so many of us opt out of becoming parents ourselves
good soup 🧄🥕🍅🫛🪿
dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain
Peer-reviewing @monikoishi's tags because they're banger.
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Can’t risk it
The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.
i’m desperate huhu
Please give me some inspiration oh great duck of creativity
Kakotheric and proud (and sweaty)
Rasputin
Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
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to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube
they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!
i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies
Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚
Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.
oh my fucking god
Schrödinger's Tortoise
I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.
For example, you can:
be in a shampoo commercial
start a boy band:
spot some choice booty:
break into song:
see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
attend a metal show:
listen to some sick jams:
discover zombieism:
sample some tasty snacks:
watch someone get burned bad:
find something you really like:
find something you really, really like:
find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
and wonder if you left the stove on:
THIS POST HAD ME AT SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
This is so much better than anything I could’ve envisioned listening to the song.
There’s an Alice Cooper cover and it goes really well with this. Because Alice Cooper.
lets make bad art together
i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together
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When the catapillars stopped eating healthy leaves and started to only eat poisoned meats something dark and devilish crawled out of the coccoon and burrowed into the deep clay of earth without any wings
English added by me :)
