How can I deny my future husband? Is one enough for you or should I get more? Keep in mind that I’m going to have strippers so if you have multiple dwarves you cannot have any fun with the strippers.

I was going to say more but then you mentioned the strippers and now I’m torn. I guess I’ll settle for one dwarf but they gotta go all out with the costume then. You drive a hard bargain.

I still think the fight or flight response would kick in with most people since it’s just a physiological response when your brain perceives a threat. But then I guess it’s possible you can try the friendly approach later on. Personally I doubt I could be friendly to my kidnapper, though, so I’d probably get my ass kicked regularly.

That’s what I figured. Unless you’re getting really busy every night, I feel like thousands of dicks sucked is a bit rash. Guess those are all good ones. I think I just want to know all the pointless information I can when I die. 

I’ve been sexually active for, like, six years so I’d probably have to have sucked a dick a day to get to a couple of thousands. Sadly I don’t believe in an afterlife but I’ll hope for you that it’s a thing and you get your statistics.

Well Nate, at least you’re honest.

I always am. For me, it’d be a 1 though. Unless your dick is small or ugly. I mean, I’d still go on the date but I’d be less excited.

yes.

Yeah, I’ll pass. I get off just fine without a poorly written book that glorifies abuse.