im a protected species you fucking asshole

at the supermarket a lot of small things add up to a big thing shockingly 🧍‍♀️

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? (Points at your reflection in the mirror)

i dont even have sex i just make the posts for clout

Unfortunately me until Thursday

bro has sex scheduled on thursday

My fucking damn daniel machine broke down last night and i dont have enough credits to get it fixed until next month

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

these hips don't lie, and those hips don't tell the truth. how do you navigate out of this labyrinth