in the pines

albatrosses will wipe the floor with any species of bird you choose to compare them to. they’re the Most, or at least Extremely, by almost every metric

wingspan. lifespan. intricacy of mating dances. devotion to monogamy. investment in offspring. ability to circumnavigate the globe. literary symbolism that is flexible but not to the point of meaninglessness. eyeliner quality. I could go on

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

it goes with without saying i am hopelessly dependent on the transgender headcanon

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[not drawing voice] I miss my character.

[not writing voice] I miss my character.

i would so go on a walk with you