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I can just imagine Troy laying in bed one night and being like, "Oh, I almost died."
Harris would chuckle a little like, "Yeah, I know, I was there. Did you just realise this now?"
"No, not that," Troy would correct him. "Before we got together, I'd heard rumours about Shane being gay and I thought Ilya was just his friend still, so I almost asked Ilya for his number."
"Oh, shit. Yeah, you would have been super dead, dude, damn."
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shane's corruption kink so important to me...... lets forget this ever happened. unless you were to perhaps saunter over and seduce me... no ilya this is such a bad idea nooo... unless you were to perhaps kiss me and force my hand a bit... scott hunter drops the hint that hes right next door but oh how can i say no... hey so about next time, maybe we shouldnt... unless ohhh if you insist and push past my objection... no ilya you cannot fuck me for two years but of course i wont block your number. because i want you to keep trying. get away from me you are unbelievable. unlesssss........ ilya ive never touched myself in front of anyone. but ohhhhh youre going to Make me do it anyway.... well how could i say no. you are seducing me of course. Three fingers in the ass DRY. dont worry about it. i am but helpless to your advances.
HUDSON WILLIAMS as HENRY PARK — YAGA (Teaser Trailer)
taking ilya to a cat cafe is a terrible idea, shane thinks.
because ilya wants to hold every cat, and cats all want to say hi to him, and they’re all curious about the smell of anya on his clothes. shane snaps a lot of photos—harris would love them for the team’s social media.
then shane has to stop ilya from adopting every single cat at the cafe. leaving turns out to be very hard.
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Those poor people who work with David. For years they have had to hear about the Canadian treasure that is Shane Hollander. “Yes I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son is in the Stanley cup finals”
“Yes, that is my son on that billboard, he’s got a new sponsorship”
“Yes, my son has started a new charity and is running hockey camps”
I know at least one of them was hoping they get a terrible in-law, but no it’s Ilya Rozanov. So now its
“Yes, my son and his husband were over for dinner, they wanted to talk to my wife about expanding their charity. You know the one they founded together”
“Yes, I’m taking two weeks off in June. My son and his husband are in the Stanley cup finals. Yes, again.”
“Yes, we’re so happy that NHL players are going back to the Olympics. We’re hoping both of our boys get to go.”
I think David pushes off retirement just so he can keep bragging.
ilya speaks so much russian when they have sex that shane’s tail starts wagging out of habit whenever he hears him use it outside of their bedroom. their car mechanic happens to be russian and when ilya calls the guy to talk about bringing his car in for an oil change shane is approximately two seconds away from dropping to his knees because he knows he’s doing a good job when ilya’s english starts to fail and he switches to speaking russian
Dustin: Can you rent us an R rated movie?
Eddie: Did Steve already say no?
Lucas: Yeah
Eddie: Then why are you asking me?
Max: Because he’s not the boss of you
Eddie:
Eddie: It’s a trap, it’s a trap—
Send help, I am unwell.
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hollanov baby being a carbon copy of shane & ilya’s running bit is going ‘doesn’t she look just like me :)’ because he thinks hes sooo hilarious he thinks he's Mr Jokes & every time he tries to do it w his husband shane very earnestly says 'yes :) you both make the same face when you first wake up :)' & ilya looks at him like this
connor’s ilya hair lets all live
I just think they are neat
Shane bouncing on it facing away from Ilya so he can be cuddled against his chest. He needs his dick so bad he's a bit teary eyed and Ilya's kissing his neck telling him it's okay, it's alright, here you go.
one year somebody on the Centaurs team (probably Harris) gets Shane and Ilya matching spoof training jerseys. instead of saying PROPERTY OF CENTAURS across the chest they say PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER and PROPERTY OF ROZANOV. the entire locker room thinks it's the funniest thing they've ever seen. Ilya laughs. Shane chuckles too, shakes his head, calls everyone idiots. they play it off perfectly.
then they get home and it's suddenly not funny anymore because they're codependent weirdos. Shane is standing in the kitchen trying very hard not to think about the words PROPERTY OF ROZANOV while Ilya immediately changes into the PROPERTY OF HOLLANDER jersey and just... wanders around the house wearing it with the most insufferably smug look on his face. they fuck about it.
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Boston plays at Montreal and Ilya takes a bad hit. He lets Shane take care of him.
Shane fills up a bath, running his finger under the faucet every so often to make sure the temperature is just right. He fills it with eucalyptus bubble bath and epsom salts. He sits on the edge of the porcelain while Ilya slips in. He uses a bowl to playfully scoop up water and pour it on Ilya's head. He puts a hand on Ilya's forehead to shield his eyes from the soapy stream. He says "My mom used to do this for me."
Ilya sighs and smiles and slumps a little further down, so the bubbles tickle his lips.
"Mine, too."
Harris wakes up to headlines that are just versions of “TROUBLE IN HOCKEY PARADISE?: ROZANOV AND HOLLANDER SEEN ALLEGEDLY THROWING FISTS IN OTTAWA NIGHTCLUB” and Shane sends him a rambling explanation about how he would Never abuse Ilya and it’s all a misunderstanding etc etc while Ilya just sends was a sex thing sorry ((
