And I’m Julia Morris

I mean truly

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

Successfully Evade the Killer (Weekly).

How do I... use this? I don't know what to do ;-;

here’s a youtube tutorial by the guy who made it

it’s ok to ask for help the next 946 days

I can't believe he's dead. It feels like just yesterday Lindsay Graham and I were just young boys playing down by the creek. "CT buddy, one day I'm gonna start a war with Iran" he would tell me, "and then by god I'm gonna immediately lose and die." Well look where we are now old friend. Look where we are now.

Get your pussy up, get your money up. You are a woman, not a girl. A man, not a boy. Twinks aren't a race. Abandon girl math, abandon male incompetence. Disavow internal racism, systemic misogyny (including transmisogynoir) and abuse culture. Accept these fucking words into your heart and you can hit the ground running toward where you want to be inside and out and I'm so fucking serious.

begin the yassification

Everyones had that moment where your fucking the hamburger and you wish it was a cheeseburger instead.

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

Cmon man

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures