"no version of this where I didn't come get you.."

Hey it's not showing up in the rbs for some reason but this is the continuation!

yaoi between two beautiful knights who keep ending up fighting each other but it turns out both of them are pretending to be men in order to be knights so its actually secret beautiful butch yuri. picture this

one is the handsome gentlemanly princely type with long hair riding on a white horse that all the ladies fawn over, the other is the badass grim bulky type with scars and a scowl and a big ass broadsword who always aura farms in the corner of the tavern alone

High femme queen has a betting book running with her ladies in waiting about the two of them (when they'll get together, who'll fall first/hardest, when they'll realise they're both women, etc.) without realising that there is a separate, secret pool on when she'll realise she's falling for her two knights

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!