"no version of this where I didn't come get you.."

shane and rose at a lunch catch up and rose is complaining because she stopped taking birth control so now she has to use condoms all the time and shane says something like i’m so glad i can’t get pregnant because i love when ilya…and then promptly stops himself when he realizes what he was about to admit and rose is like you just told me so much about your sex life that i didn’t need to know, please keep going

When Shane gets traded to Ottawa, Harris posts a pic of itty bitty toddler Shane in an Ottawa Centaurs jersey that he is absolutely drowning in (it‘s David‘s) cheesing like there is no tomorrow, next to a pic of current Shane in his new Centaurs jersey with the caption: welcome home, Shane.

happy one year anniversary to the time i was in vermont in a dorm with a carbon monoxide leak and jacked off to this painting

A very particular picture of Ilya at the airport goes viral and Shane sees people just commenting "grey sweats" "Hollander's so lucky" "OMG the sweats." And while he's looking at it and zooming in and his cheeks are starting to get hot because yes, you can see almost everything... he accidentally casts his phone to the tv in the Centaurs changing room.

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

let’s be real the pressure to use AI as an adult is exactly what they said the pressure the do drugs as a teenager would be like but the people that told us that caved immediately for the AI and definitely did not just say no

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.