"no version of this where I didn't come get you.."

diversity win, the character gets glasses halfway through the season and it has the love interest swooning even more from it

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

girl i am undergoing a terrifying metamorphosis 

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny