PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27218044
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
uploaded my lockdown project in literally the middle of the night. pls check it out, it took me months and three rereads of one day by david nicholls to finish. thanks love u!
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you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those
I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.
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I fear a lot of people learned to take good care of library books as children and instead of internalizing "leave shared community items as you found them as much as possible, because other people will use them too" they internalized "printing and binding a book imbues it with sacred energy and if you dog-ear a mass-market paperback you're desecrating the entire concept of written language"
me when i like the 2-3h movie: directors should never have to compromise their vision to appeal to something as fickle as people's "patience". anyone complaining about the movie's length is simply a tiktok-addicted philistine.
me when i don't like the 2-3h movie: once i become god emperor of earth anyone trying to make a movie longer than 90 minutes will be shot.
James is Marius Pontmercy
when avril lavigne said And Hell Yeah Im The Mother Fucken Princess that was way real
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Movie Ray when someone dies: This is so FUCKED I HATE this I'm gonna fucking KILL the major
Book Ray when someone dies:
happened to my buddy ray garraty
thinking about how Ray harboured his revenge plot in his mind for years. never told a soul about it, just let it fester in his brain until he was given the chance to execute it. and then within days of him meeting this other guy he decides to tell him, I can trust you with this, so here's what I'm going to do.
except it wasn't just what Ray was going to do, it was what Ray was going to do after everyone else died, Pete included. hey, I can't stand to see our compatriots dying, but here's what I'm going to do after they all have. hey, I haven't breathed a word of this to anyone ever since I thought about it, but I'm telling you what I'm going to do. after you've died. because you, person I suddenly trust more than anyone I've ever trusted in my life, have to be dead in order for me to enact my revenge plot. and I am going to do it. after you have died.
and Pete doesn't even challenge him on that, because part of the entire point of his being there is so that he can die. he just goes with it. sure, after I have died, this is what you're going to do. we have both accepted that in this optimal scenario I am dead, so we can discuss the more pressing parts of this, like the corrosion of your soul or what this will do to your mom or whatever.
and then Ray decides the optimal version of this actually means the guy he needed to die so he could carry through with his revenge fantasy was the one who needed to live. hey, guy who has to die so I can get everything I thought I wanted just a few days ago, guy who disputed everything but that part, what if I die instead. I know this is the one thing you actually agreed to but what if I pulled that rug out from under you and didn't let you have any of that, so that you can have life instead.
Ray said hey Pete, when you die, and Pete said yes Ray, when I die, and at the last second Ray said actually Pete, when I die, and for all his words and poetry Pete could never come up with a response to that, could only finish Ray's song in his stead.
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Pete / Ray
get a man who's all three
