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“The fact that you’re alive is a miracle. Just stay alive, that would be enough.”
— Eliza, Hamilton

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i think people really under sell the physical side effects of mental health disorders sometimes. like sure the depression and anxiety may be 'just in your head' but when what's in your head happens to disrupts your sleep schedule and prevent you from going outside regularly and eating consistent meals and exercising and generally taking care of your body. well it sure takes its toll huh.
This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL
Plotting, scheming, etc.
This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.
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“Your pets only love you because you feed them”
Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

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I love characters who are like "I'm a terrible person" but when you look closer it's more like
"I adapted to survive something and now I don't know how to stop being that version of myself."
Reading the Wikipedia pages for 1910s films is like
"Made on a budget of $75, the film was an unexpected smash hit, selling out theaters across the country. Thought lost after a vault fire in Paris in 1954, a full print was discovered in a Brazilian nursing home in 2013, where it was being used as a doorstop."
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
holy fucking shit
I hate all of you.
What in the fuck
@alsoapun i feel like i went through a religious experience
my phone is glitchign f and crdhshinf because of how flong this post is and i cant tyepe right
I think I’m having a stroke.
Trainfuck
Perfect post
I take it back fuck this fucking post.
I’m back from having not been on here for more than a minute the past few months and this is the bullshit I first see
Welcome back Tazzy
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

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gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
My notifications look so much more fun this way
Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.
Detectives grilled Thomas Perez Jr. for 17 hours, deprived him of medications and threatened to have his dog killed if he didn’t confess to
Kid reported his father missing
Police torture him into making him confess to killing his father
Father is alive and well
This whole thing is unspeakably cruel but here's some highlights
And then he had to GPS locate his fucking dog.
Oh yeah. Also,
Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

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it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit
I need you young people to know it was almost never this hot when I was a child. Millennials and Gen Xers are all nostalgic and excited about summer because it was about ten to twenty degrees cooler to experience it back then!
I cannot express to you how FAST it has gone. I grew up in a world that does not exist now. We're starting on the path to reverse it, globally. You might not know how much solar has EXPLODED in the last decade or two. It's gone from a side thing, a weirdo novelty that was just Not Viable... to whole countries investing in infrastructure. but we have to keep fighting big oil and fascism everywhere we can in order to keep on this road to a new better less scorching burning earth.
But any time you wonder wtf the weather is doing- THIS IS NOT NORMAL, NO. THIS IS NOT WHAT IT WAS EVEN TWENTY YEARS AGO.
it's so fitting that, when the instrumental version of "bring him home" plays in the end of "the final battle", enjolras' body appears during the "the summers die one by one" verse. firstly, because the reference to summer evokes how enjolras is compared to apollo, a god associated with the sun, in the novel. but, most importantly, because it indicates that, in the same way that a summer ends and gives way to the cold, but one which is eventually followed by another summer, enjolras' revolutionary ideals can be repressed through his murder, but will always resurface due to the effort of others like him, throughout history. the summers die one by one. but even the darkest night—and the coldest winter—will end and the sun will rise.