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The Smithsonian is pulling no punches.

We are literally. Repeating history.

Sigh.

Our entire lives we have normalized Nazi ideals and leadership, turning them into a joke and relic of the past. Now that we are seeing these parallels, so many people choose to ignore them, and see this movement just as ridiculous and comical as we have portrayed them in the media for the past 70 or so years. So many people say never forget the holocaust, but so many others have never stopped to think about what that means.

https://www.younow.com/danisnotonfire/127079518/246606/b8b306vq/b

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so you gon trade “emotionless” sex crazed creatures for emotionless sex crazed machines….okay

At least androidfucker9000 comes with a vibrating dick and endless stamina.

i mean you risking gettin killed if either one malfunction though.

Then Imma get killed with some good dick

Girl yes

Watch something be wrong with y'all pussies after this

What else y'all good for anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

Well damn 😂

Can you imagine how fast it’s tongue goes ?

I’m so ready for the Dunkirk premiere when the whole cast wears boring black outfits and Harry shows up in a star spangled paisley polka dot flared suit with sparkles everywhere glowing like the angel he is

my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat

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