One hot Pink Unicorn Mess

This is circulating again-

Seeing as Twitter is gonna legally steal your work now, please use glaze to protect what you make.

Maximum Cuddle Potential

[ARISES from behind a dark mountain like some sort of early era Disney VILLAIN accompanied by an orchestra of damatic notes and lit by sickly greens, bloody reds, unfurling her arms mightily as she stretches from her long dreams.] HELLO IT ME

LOOK AT THIS GLORIOUS PIECE OF ART OMG

do you know that i think of this post every time i can’t sleep op. what mythbusters did for you, you have done for a great many others. 

love to the immunocompromised people who feel like they have to respond positively when their friends tell stories about going to bars or on vacation in order to still have friends and hate it. love to the immunocompromised people who continue to assert the worth of their existence and lose friends for it. love to the homebound immunocompromised people who want to go on a rampage every time someone talks about how hard lockdown was. love to the immunocompromised people who wish they knew more angry immunocompromised people

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

I make it a point to listen to it at least once every Christmas.

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