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Surely I can't be the only one who finds Melka the Hagraven adorable?

Like, she's super proud of her home and generously explains certain structural choices as we pass them (such as why she picked the middle button to open the gate) and asks us if we like it.

She gets the different sentient species of Skyrim confused.

She tells us about her hobby (collecting eyes) and calls us cute nicknames. (If you're uncomfortable being referred to as food by someone who clearly loves food, you are simply a coward.) She calls us sweet and kind for helping her.

And then I was hanging back, mining quicksilver and Melka got GOT by that home invading jerk Petra! I had to reload. She's my bestie now.

#skyrim #tes skyrim #the affairs of hagravens #melka the hagraven #the elder scrolls

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Lae'zel and Shadowheart are being civil towards each other in the party dialogue window. In Act 1. Is "braiding each others hair" some metaphor for murdering each other that went over my head? What is happening? I'm scared. (Also very pleased, I really can't with their beef, but mainly scared. This is unnatural.)

#bg3 #shadowheart #lae'zel

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

the foreboding sense of doom? oh yeah i know that one. just double check you have your wallet, keys and some chapstick, works every time

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

was expecting to reblog this with a tongue-in-cheek reply to the many people saying "this didn't fix me :(" but somehow not a single person in the notes is disagreeing. everyone's just nodding their heads thoughtfully bc yeah that's how you deal with the Foreboding Sense Of Doom, that's good protocol

tachyon-at-rest

Do the Doorway Macarena: pat yourself down repeatedly to the tune of your panicking soul.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

DOORWAY MACARENA

Why am I late?

I couldn't sleep last night,

consuming and consumed by a book,

rewriting reality.

I stayed up late, listening for scary noises,

paralysed with fear.

I couldn't bring myself to come,

the mere thought of being here filling me with

dread.

I got stuck looking out a window, up at the clouds

and wondering what it would be like

to fly.

Stop making excuses, you said,

as though I was lying to you.

As though you hadn't asked for an explanation.

So I stopped.

It's just the way I am, I say, over and over and over again.

Lazy and irresponsible and stupid.

#poetry #rant #attempt at poetry #sometimes may be good sometimes may be shit #i don't know what i'm doing #i had a realisation and wrote it down #consider this a burned letter #neurodivergent #adhd #audhd

dragon-in-a-fez

"thought crimes aren't real, it's your actions that matter" and "your mindset informs how you treat others, so you should try not to have a shitty one" are another pair of things that are both true btw

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So I've decided to brave the LotR books for the first time, since my annual fix of the films is no longer enough to keep The Dread at bay.

And I always thought that during their first meeting, Éomer is unnecessarily hostile towards Gimli. Asking for a name does not warrant a Death Threat.

But, dude, Gimli just straight up Picked that fight, huh?

Surrounded by an army in an already tense situation, trying to convince them that they are Not Spies and Gimli (who in the books has significantly more tact than the films, usually) decides to straight up call Éomer a dumb bitch for distrusting Galadriel.

I do typically love me a man who simps, but, like, read the room, guy

(All the cuter for Legolas to jump straight to his defense. He really is ride or die once he decides to like you, no?)

#lotr #the lord of the rings #the two towers #gimli #legolas #eomer of rohan #galadriel

coldgoldlazarus

The explicitly pornographic ads paired with porn bans to appeal to advertisers is really aggravating, but I also want to take a moment to complain about really disgusting ads. Cartoon person with disturbingly photorealistic boils and shit, getting giant worms pulled out of their bodies, body horror shit like that. What the fuck is this supposed to be advertising? Why would you show this? Why can't I block it? It always pops up when I'm trying to eat, too. Why is this allowed? Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

veryberryskye

yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*encountering a hydra with dozens upon dozens of writhing heads* oh Beloved what did they DO to you

redstonedust

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

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first off -- i'm sorry if you've already received an invitation to FREEDOM & LITERACY. I look through my favorite author's/books tags and tend to message people inside those. It's hard to keep track of who I've invited so far!

ANYWAY: i'm inviting you to a forum for book lovers! we are NOT a book club, i promise. there are no mandatory readalongs or anything like that. we just love books!!

the link is here: https://freeliteracy.jcink.net

there is absolutely NO pressure for you to join, or for you to post this publicly. hell, you can even blatantly ignore me. that's fine. i don't mind.

i simply want to talk to more people about books, and if it takes messaging individuals, than i'll do that!

anyway, i really hope that you and yours have a good week, and if you made it this far, thank you for your time!

JAY

Hi!

Thank you so much for the invite, that sounds really good. I'll definitely check it out.

So far, the only series I've posted about was Keys to the Kingdom, so are you referring to that series? Because I have yet to find a single person who knows it and it's *so* good!

witchchild

si-lee-me

byjove

I love rat snakes they’re so cute and cuddly. Unfortunately, they want to get in your house and cuddle.

byjove

They love to live on your porch and deal with pests and be really chill and then sneak in when you least expect it. They’re trying so hard to be domesticated. Sorry bud, you’re so shiny and dark and beautiful but you’re an outside friend.

junkdrawertales

ratsnake perfec t for domestication put rat snake in House good friend to human very Companion and Friend have good time with ratsnake in house. Put Ratsnake In House. No problems ever ratsnake in house because ratsnake perfect size give Help and Support to human. A ratsnake perfect pet for human can trust ratsnake to be good companion to Human. friend ratsnake.

byjove

very compelling argument

byjove

oh my god thank you for this subreddit rec. and, though these are wild, there are pet rat snakes on it too!

I can breathe but at what cost

#sick #peppermint oil #eucalyptus oil #everything burns #my airways are cold as FUCK dude

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I once saw a drawing of Jesus as a shepherd (so far so obvious) and he for once wasn't white, but actually somewhat middle eastern looking and he had a sheep slung over his shoulder and was smiling at the viewer, not all regal like, but kindly and casually, like in greeting a friend. Crinkling eyes and everything. He might have had a hand raised to wave or beckon? And it was a cartoony-er art style. I can't find it. I miss him

#jesus #art #religon

lady-of-the-spirit

I like the idea that Celine having bad experiences with the kpop industry and how controlling it is is why Huntr/x is able to have control over what they eat, how they act, etc. Because it means Celine subconsciously went "Generational trauma as a demon hunter: yes pass it down. Generational trauma as an idol: No!!! Ending it here."

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