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(tentative) rundown of my theories/bingos
I live-blogged my playthrough on a private blog, but here's my bingo results
cut ideas
somehow more credible than the ones I put as actual bingo spaces...
(bold = true, strikethrough = categorically false, neither = it could still happen/idk man)
translator not needed for jockington, since he's still somewhat comprehensible
the big ones
so close to a bingo...
(purple = true, black = categorically false, white = could still happen/more overarching theory, gray = I'm unsure)
I don't know what the inferno of jealousy is ngl
gay surprise is whatever those flowers have going on
basic assumption debunked is that there will be a dark world weird route. lowkey cheating since this one is mostly about the main route, but still counting it because it was such a fundamental assumption.
secondary
even less credulous than the big ones!
(purple = true, black = categorically false, white = could still happen/more overarching theory, gray = I'm unsure)
I didn't see a monochrome area, I think?
ralsei's room is not a complete disaster, but I'm still counting it
not sure whether to count flowery as a real party member, since he's in the menu, but you can never have him do actions (and you CANNOT rob him)
kris origin story is grey because we got crumbs
problems with getting darkners' objects to castle town is the flowers
there's a darkner allergic to plants (I forget who)
surprisingly, only one white space here. makes some sense, since I wanted to put more grandiose theories in the main board
items with new effects: there are some items that both heal AND increase TP; there's also armors with unique effects (especially the flower items)
whatever man
somehow more credulous than secondary!
(purple = true, black = categorically false, white = could still happen/more overarching theory, gray = I'm unsure)
ralsei mixed up with flowers is tough. he feels pretty mixed up, but I can't point to anything specific
corkboard darkner is probably a no, but it's grey because there's corkboard stuff in the DW
ralsei's resemblance to asriel is noted several times, which is what "but I'm not asriel" is about
alvin's dialogue about asgore is about how the angel has made a difficult path for him
we learn some things about humans from the flowers, though not much and it's all basically "duh", like humans not having tails
onionsan is back in the form of goner-made festival food
brainrot meme: I forget what prompted me to say this, but there were a few
of all the relevance theories I had, the only one to be remotely true is this one, the only one that was about irrelevance. even so, the amount of "world revolving" shit makes it dubiously true
I kept "no cats ost" as white because it's about the song becoming ost, not about it being in this chapter necessarily
blue bunny and pizzapants had a wholesome moment before blue bunny revealed his deception. notice how it doesn't say "momentS"
I checked the wiki for instances of the susie motif, and apparently there was one. TIL.
WR/violence
most of the true ones are only true because nothing happened
(purple = true, black = categorically false, white = could still happen/more overarching theory, gray = I'm unsure)
I counted the new flashback track as a new track. ignore the pluralization oopsie
"somehow doesn't completely derail the plot" has red text on top of black because of how wrong it was. this was complete plot derailment LMAO
the unexpected bad thing to happen was the only thing to happen in chapter 5's weird route
in the mantle game, you have to cross a large body of water to get to the roots section
we don't know if kris and/or noelle are dead
the asgore one is because I haven't played my chapter 5 aborted WR attempt (by not mashing proceed when drowning) yet
romance at festival (evil) is tough... what counts as "at festival"? what counts as "romance"?
"stop" feels like communication to me. although this square was about CHOICES, I feel like the lack of narration adds to its credulity
she felt pretty used up but idk
krusie breakup won't happen if kris is dead, but I'm still leaving it white
I've been saving up theories/predicitions for chapter 5 for months now, so I have... multiple bingo boards??? I had so many things written down.
main one:
secondary one (for things that would be in the main one if I had more room):
weird route/violence only (lumped together because that's what my primary WR save is):
and, some random bullshit I still had left over (I'm gonna count 5 in a row as a bingo here):
(and, some more bullshit that I didn't put on a board for various reasons):
I'm still mad that I can't just post this on my twitter account, but the developers are actual morons who can't make an AI that unsuspends you when it says it unsuspends you.
so. I don't really use tumblr anymore and, for some godforsaken reason, got addicted to using twitter. unfortunately, the twitter account I actually use (not the one with the same handle as here) has been suspended for "inauthentic behaviors" (i.e., being a bot) because the AI moderation went rouge.
I've lost all hope of being restored within a reasonable amount of time, as every appeal I send gives the exact same result: an email saying I'm restored, but I'm not. it's extremely frustrating to begin with, and even more frustrating that deltarune chapter 5 is coming out soon. I wanted to live tweet it! I wanted to see what my mutuals (private accounts that I can't see while suspended) who also play were thinking!
instead, I guess I'll scream into the void here.
(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)
(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

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“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man
“he’s a woman to me” “ummm isn’t that kind of misogynistic? are you equating womanhood with submission—”
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK sorry i couldn’t hear you over the sound of me putting a fictional man in a slutty apron and calling him mommy. sorry. i was too busy hand-feeding him strawberries and then writing 12k of emotional devastation and domestic porn. sorry i gendered him like a little fucked up doll in a victorian nursery.
YES. HE’S A WOMAN TO ME. HE’S A HOUSEWIFE. HE’S A HIGH-FEM BRAT. HE’S A PRETTY LITTLE THING WHO GETS RAWED IN THE MOONLIGHT AND MAKES SOFT WHIMPERS AND BAKES BREAD TO COPE. AND I DO NOT CARE IF IT MAKES SENSE.
HE IS MADE OF TROPES. HE IS MADE OF VIBES. HE IS MADE OF GLITTER AND TEARS AND POST-WAR PTSD. HE IS WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT. HE IS NOT A MAN. HE IS NOT A WOMAN. HE IS A TRAGEDY IN LACE.
you’re talking about “misogyny” like i didn’t just write a fic where he gets folded in half by a feral beast of a love interest and then cries because he’s “too used to not being touched gently.” BABE. THERE IS NO DIGNITY HERE. ONLY CATHARSIS.
your academic thinkpiece cannot survive the heat of my horny little monkey brain. you want to talk about gender roles?? I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A COLLAR. I WANT TO GIVE HIM A GENDERCRISIS VIA DICK. I WANT TO MAKE HIM THE MAID AND THE MUSE AND THE MADONNA.
and also? sometimes i call him a manwhore for getting railed twice in one chapter and still being emotionally unavailable. because HE DESERVES IT. because I SAID SO. because it’s FUNNY and UNHINGED and that’s the POINT.
you are not fixing the world. i am not breaking it. we are both feral rats arguing over a Barbie doll in a trench coat. take your discourse and go. i’ve got work to do. i’m about to make him lactate out of spite.
this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton
shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game
Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying
inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon
In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian
and alex is a butch lesbian yeah
they let the fucking skull wraith on the mound again. this is such bullshit i hate this league.

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels
in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance
im d class personnel at the scp foundation but im fine every time because they always put me in the control group
whenever they send a guy to be tortured to death by the creepy demonic old man they send me to talk to a normal old man. to make sure its not the placebo effect
some of my friends are stem majors
Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over
ma'am please let the blond defusal squad do their jobs. they have better life insurance than you
The legend of King Arthur predates thinking
that would explain some of the actions of the court