declan

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

“hes a woman to me” IS HE? or are you equating women with submissive character traits you've arbitrarily put on a random man

this is already an absolutely tone-deaf and borderline transmisogynistic response but i think it gets even more jawdropping when your blog makes it really obvious youre talking about alexander hamilton

shot in the HEAD. and you're to blame. You are not good. At dart game

in the minecraft world do youthink people would use "they dug straight down" as code for someone dying

inthe minectraft world they would say someone spawned with a diamond hoe insteadof saying they were born with a silver spoon

In minecrsft world they say “what the nether” insead of “what the hell” and alex is a butch lesbian

and alex is a butch lesbian yeah

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

im d class personnel at the scp foundation but im fine every time because they always put me in the control group

whenever they send a guy to be tortured to death by the creepy demonic old man they send me to talk to a normal old man. to make sure its not the placebo effect

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over

ma'am please let the blond defusal squad do their jobs. they have better life insurance than you

that would explain some of the actions of the court

Catching people up on your life is so hard. They'll go "yeah so I got married and had three kids, who all got their medical degrees in utero" & you'll go "yeah, I hear that, I was busy being an Belgian-Australian singer-songwriter known for my #1 hit 'Somebody I Used to Know'", and then they'll say - meanly - "you are not early 2010s one-hit wonder Gotye. Why are you claiming to be Gotye" and they simply won't listen to you talk about how "one hit wonder" is actually a pretty reductive label for your discography

they need to invent a writing that is easy. and fast also

monkey paw finger curls and another AI generative text program is born

nooo my good intentions