horny and stupid like a caveman

fun character types

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

One of my favorite things is when everyone assumes the twink-ish/smaller partner is the bottom because gender rolls but they’re a dominant top in the sack.

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

Wait is jerking it to fanfic like? Widely accepted?

for those who live in a day-to-day world of can’t-find-the-clit, i think there’s something really alluring about the visible immediacy of a hard cock. both in the sense of “the stark clarity of the boner as a barometer of want” (James Frankie Thomas, Idlewild) but also in the (portrayed) comparative ease of casual gay sex acts like frotting and handjobs. your desire is easily known and seen (in the dickprint) and it is easily quenched (with a quick wad of spit and a few pumps). compare this to the torture nexus of the average cisgender woman’s experience of heterosexual intercourse, and also to the less torturous but factual reality that satisfying sex (for anyone!) requires some amount of communication and trial/error. the fantasy is that your needs are immediately known and met without having to ask or direct. the fantasy is that the clit becomes unmissable and unignorable!!!

#and the ‘narrative inconvenience’ of bottom prep #bc you want them to fuck spontaneously #the second biggest ‘inconvenience’ after bottom prep is multiple orgasms but refractory periods can also be glossed over #omegaverse basically takes all this and makes it text