this goes so hard
i love it thanks
I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.
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this goes so hard
i love it thanks
I can’t stop thinking about how “ABBA but shredding” is apparently just Queen, which is the best news ever tbh.

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This photo of my brother's cat trying to jump on the dinner table at Christmas feels like a Normal Rockwell painting.
He just wants to be included!!
(He's got an Insta btw).
This is so funny, please never spread it because my mother will kill me.
Me sitting in the elephants foot at chernobyl
Did anybody have “mysterious 12 foot tall metallic monolith discovered in the desert” on their 2020 bingo card?
(Source)
it gets better

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US Elevation
The america they don’t want you to see
My tiniest screen just told me to stand up and move around.
Horse egg
i know alec baldwin is gay but he has really racist energy
okay so false alarm i was thinking of the guy from dirty dancing
john travolta has a wife?
i hate to say this guys but john travolta wasn’t in dirty dancing
okay before i get sued for libel i confused alec baldwin and john travolta because they’re both old white actors with creepy blue eyes and giant heads also i have been watching a lot of 30 rock anyway THEN i confused dirty dancing with boogie nights which john travolta starred in. i do not think alec baldwin is gay or patrick swayze (fly high king) but DO think john travolta is gay. even if he has a wife
i would like to take this chance to apologize as i did not know john travolta’s wife recently died
He was in saturday night fever
SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER.
we kiss our customers on the mouth with tongue

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please be quiet… i’m trying to manifest a truckload of money into my bank account so that i can retire and never have to read an email again
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional

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It kind of baffles me that a lot of people never got to experience the Mishapocalypse. Not like it was something that was good, more like, it was something you’d only see on this website in like…10 years.
Imagine you wake up on April Fool’s day. You log into tumblr. Immediately your dash is encompassed with Misha’s face. Everyone’s icon has been changed to that same, staring, blank face. You check your followers. Every single one of them has that face. You try going into your normal tags. Even those are filled with Misha’s face. Nowhere is safe. Misha is everywhere. You go to Twitter to complain about it. Misha’s face is there too.
Within hours of the event starting, there’s already a wiki entry and an urban dictionary entry for it. Gifs that you may have recognized of being popular at that time have Misha’s face photoshopped over them. Repeating patterns of Misha’s face. Misha illusions. Misha’s face OVER MISHA’S FACE.Â
Eventually, even Misha is like, “Yeah, this is fucking weird. What the fuck are you guys doing.” But it doesn’t stop. People hit post limit. They can’t post anymore. Suddenly, you notice that your dash is starting to thin out, slowly, one by one. There’s a hypothetical tumbleweed bouncing across your dash by 10pm that night.Â
Anyone who tried to blacklist the Mishapocalypse suddenly found that their dashboard was sent into the shadow realm. Nothing is there. They tried to unfollow people who were participating in it. They had no blog content at the end of the day.Â
The next day, we all wake up and continue on with our lives like nothing ever happened. It was like a fever dream. What the fucked happened. Where did our lives go for that day.Â
That was the Mishapocalypse.Â
It looked a little something like this
and it was absolute hell
It was over within like a day though that was he weird part. There were stragglers through the following weeks but the main bit was over within hours it was the weirdest shit I’ve ever seen
Listen, cringe culture is a drag so I’m gonna say it. I still unironically think the Mishapocalypse was fucking hilarious.
It was an entire platform spontaneously “yes, and” -ing a dumb joke for the sheer joy of being a part of something. An entirely organic, un-manufactured zeitgeist that was just a fun play in the space, a snowballing of the collective need to just be silly about something that didn’t matter. It was wonderful in the truest sense of the word.