nuqneH, jup

modern trek needs to half its budget and add more alien sex scenes right now its serious

Hi my name is Elim (Tain) Garak and I have ebony black hair as soft as a regnar’s (that's how I got my code name) with gray streaks that reaches my chin and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Enabran Tain (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Preloc but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie and an amazing author. I'm half Hebitian but I pass as full Cardassian. I have pale gray scales. I'm also a spy, and I live in a space station called DS9 in Bajoran space where I’m a tailor (I'm 49). I'm a patriot (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly cardassian styles. I love the National State Clothiers and I illegally import all my fabrics from there. For example today I was wearing a brown shirt with matching brown pants and a shoulder pads, purple accents and a leopard print undershirt. I had gel in my hair, blue ridge blush and forehead blush. I was walking around the promenade. The temperature controls were malfunctioning so it was warmer than usual, which I was very happy about. A lot of federajis stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Do you think Garak has done poppers?

i don't think we've ever seen him off poppers

why is ds9 tumblr so dead lately. can we start a Discourse

the age gap between dukat and the pah-wraiths is problematic

"Message in a bottle" is one of Voyager's episodes of all times. A mean old queen and an even meaner newborn giraffe perform an uncannily accurate recreation of me trying to use an Apple product to send an email. The Romulans are there too