For All Your Drama Needs

Only the subtlest metaphors on this Tumblr.

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

you cannot make this shit up; horse people are, truly, Just Like That.

horse whose mouth and nose are very close to the camera it is flashing a silly smile with its tongue sticking out of its mouth the sky is painted in the soft yet sharp half sun of morning and this horse is ready to seize the day with laughter in its heart

this is a poem to me

BITCOIN ONLY

hmmm

I offered a portion to this large and mannerly horse

noble steed uses her hands to manipulate

Source

horse reaching through a window to gain access to a phone picking it up with its mouth this call must have been urgent if the horse could not wait to walk to the door and instead had to sprint to the window to pick up the phone

horse in its stall reaching its head around the door to attempt to grasp a nearby apple in its mouth one can see from the crazed look in its eyes that this horse has a hankering for some apples and who is to blame it in its pursuit of a delicious treat

Seriously. “Pony” is used to refer to certain breeds of horse that are generally smaller in size. There’s no hard and fast rule for what constitutes a pony between different breeds, regions of the world, or even different riding traditions. A baby horse OR pony is called a foal. Female foals are sometimes called fillies. Male foals are sometimes called colts. Young horses are often referred to as “filly” or “colt” (but not foal) until they’re a few years old. 

You are lying.

I think if people moved beyond asking and answering the same rhetoric we’ve been discussing since the dawn of horsblr that’d be neat

I'm rude to anons not you. Stop trying to take my identity!