the horrors (man made) and the terrors (organic)

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

i don't have an astigmatism. my sight is just blurry because of the love. love softens things around the edges

imagine your motherhusband ditches you in your sleep in the 18th century and you have no idea where she is or how she is or if she’s even still alive for 200 years until one day in 2026 you receive a text from an unknown number telling you that daddy long dick just landed in toledo ohio

Car problems are great bc I can finally get that disgusting $600 that I hated out of my bank account

some appear to believe that washing dishes is basically a ritual action, i.e. the dish reaches a "washed" state once you have performed the actions of dish washing, involving dish soap and sponge, and that your obligation ceases once you have done this, and not at the point at which the dish is actually clean.

what you experience is hyperfixation, which is pathological. what I experience is psychosexual obsession， which is also pathological, but in a darkly chic and subversive way. thank you for understanding.

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

honestly im not even waiting for that green light and i dont even want it

i always feel a little like a begging dog but i will not elaborate on that

can somebody save my life

reading a good interesting book after a horrible reading slump and suddenly you can feel the sun shining again and the sky is more beautiful than ever and birds are all singing songs to you