horokolum

eww fucking EWWWW its march already. i hate the linear progression of time </3

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

NooOOO

oh my god thank you phoenix wright

yeah those aren’t bunny tracks.

Reblog for the little snow lumps ✨

We Put A GoPro On A Centipede, What Happens Next Will Fuck You Up For Life

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literally is there Something you want or

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

i feel like this photo should have a date on it

this image was made before time existed, that cat is the first soul in the universe and the spilling of that bowl is the folly of mortal sin.

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

unstoppable force vs immovable object

this was written by a pelican