He lorom on my Ipsum til i dolor

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

In the year 1450 a priest rolls over and slams his hand into his candle, burning him and sending wax flying all over the place

Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.

"Tattoos are becoming unpopular", "piercings are unpopular again", "keep your hair natural never dye it again, it's the trend now" literally fuck off I know what y'all are doing

hate this site

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

i am, im sitting next to you right now

murder suicide is awesome to me bc its like annnnnd im coming with you

where to upgrade social battery. where to buy larger social battery. how to attach multiple social batteries. how to hang out with all your friends without getting tired. how to hang out with everyone you wanna hang out with without burning out. infinite social energy hack. nap tips

social battery rapid charger. social battery usable while plugged in. how to love everyone you love

mye social battery is pillow because im so sleepy

swifties always going on the "you just hate women" defense like first of all Taylor Swift is not a woman she's an unskippable ad